Clever Rock Puns

A list of puns related to "Clever Rock"

A Roman walks into bar.

He holds up two fingers and says, "Five beers, please."

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👤︎ u/EndersGame_Reviewer
📅︎ Jan 13 2023
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OMG just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person!!

All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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👤︎ u/CoupDeRomance
📅︎ Nov 30 2022
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Why could Dwayne Johnson never become the President of the USA?

Because in the US they vote with paper ballots.

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👤︎ u/freakyfreakerson
📅︎ Nov 13 2022
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?

Never mind- it’s tearable

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👤︎ u/deanjcox
📅︎ Aug 21 2022
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I need a pun for reasons

Trying to name a building with a clever pun. The building is a recreation room, and the theme of the site is rock/stone and/or lake.

So far the only contender for the name is the Rockreation Room, but I know it can be better.

Any suggestions welcome

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👤︎ u/Apprehensive-Donkey3
📅︎ Apr 04 2022
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