A navy recruit has his first day on a submarine

He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.

"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."

The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

"Son I'm changing your postย to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."

The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.

"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."

The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.

"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"

The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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A new Navy recruit has his first day on a submarine.... (apologies to u/buddybd)

He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.

"Go stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope."

The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

"Son I'm changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes."

The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. He's cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.

"Listen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters."

The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.

"Hey there," says the recruit. "is it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I haven't kept one position for more than 15 minutes!"

The crewman says "Oh yeah- this sub is full of reposts."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IranRPCV
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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A new Navy recruit has his first day on the submarineโ€ฆ

He speaks with the officer, who assigns him his post.

โ€œGo stand at the periscope entry-way, and make sure no unauthorized personnel touch the periscope.โ€

The recruit follows orders, and stands by the periscope. After 15 minutes, the officer stops by.

โ€œSon Iโ€™m changing your post to the mess hall. Go in there and start washing some dishes.โ€

The recruit obeys, and heads to the mess hall. Heโ€™s cleaned about 3 dishes when the officer walks up again.

โ€œListen here recruit, your new post is in the supply room. I need you to make sure everything is strapped down tight, in case of rough waters.โ€

The recruit again follows orders, and heads off to the supply room. There, he sees a crewman, moving some boxes.

โ€œHey there,โ€ says the recruit. โ€œis it normal to keep getting reassigned to new posts all day? I havenโ€™t kept one position for more than 15 minutes!โ€

The crewman says โ€œOh yeah- this sub is full of reposts.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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