Ahh yes *Claps*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yo2borneelzinger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house.

Last night during a pretty aggressive thunderstorm, a huge lightening strike, along with an incredibly deafening thunder clap happened right next to our house. It was about 11pm and Susan was snuggled up to her Mother next to me in our bed. After a few seconds of Lori saying something soothing to our 9 year old she was holding, saying something like 'its ok, its just a little storm, we are safe...', I call out to our older 12 year old in her room just next door.

"Sarah!?" I called to her, in my normal tone to get her attention.

"Yeah? What?" She responded.

"Was that you?" I called back.

After a long pause Sarah replied "No Dad. That was thunder!"

I could not stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnotm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

They are dead.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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My son asked me if a T-Rex could clap its hands.

"No, son, they're extinct."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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*claps in monitor*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doyouhavetono
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

They’re dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kloodge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Most people think that T-Rexes can't clap because they have short arms

But it's actually because they're dead

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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Why can’t T-Rexes clap their hands?

Cause they’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Failure
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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Why couldn’t the T rex clap his hands?

He’s dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickledust465
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Why can't dinosaurs clap

Because they went extinct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memes_Smell_Fun
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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When you have a clap light in your bedroom

rough sex also becomes a rave...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ice2257
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Why can't cavemen clap?

Because they're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why cant you hear a T-rex clap?

Because its dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fl1ppp3rs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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If you’re happy and you know it clap your ha- oh.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacecadet6966
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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*slowly claps*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OctaveOGB
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Why cant a t-rex clap

Cuz its ded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CommunismBoi111
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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Why cant the dinosaur clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MurtleWasHere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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Terrorists dont clap

Tali-ban

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itachikunn
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

They're dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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Why can't dinosaurs clap.

Cause they're dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Why can't a dinosaur clap?

Because it's dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uiltje16
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why can't non-avian dinosaurs clap?

they are dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kloodge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why can't t-rex clap?

Cause they're dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyotoKyoto2525
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Why cant a T-rex clap with his hands?

Coz they're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dmMatrix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Cause they’re dead

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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Why can't the T-rex clap?

Because it's dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiquidZeroEA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Cause they’re dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CabbieTheSavie
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Most people think that t-rexes can’t clap because they have short arms

But really, it’s because they are dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukiamyourfather
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why can’t a T-Rex clap?

Because it’s extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boldlywingedfire
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Why can't T-Rexes clap?

Because they are extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ousscar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they’re dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sausage-Neck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Why couldn’t the T-Rex clap his hands?

Because he was dead

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fanatical_Shows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Why can't T-Rexes clap with their hands?

Because they're extinct...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAsianOneX1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Because they’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N0PESTRADAMUS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why can’t dinosaurs clap?

Cause they’re dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toppykat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brad-corp
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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Why can't a T-Rex clap its hands?

Because its extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBroDingo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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Why can’t a dinosaur clap?

Because he’s dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garyknowall
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyagi_devansh
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Why cant dinosaurs clap, because their dead...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/THe_Knightmare
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Why can't dinosaurs clap

cause they're dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshlurks
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fauxing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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