What's the circumference of the earth?
I don't know, but it's a round number...
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What is a pumpkin's circumference divided by a pumpkin's diameter?
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︎ Oct 20 2018
How do you measure the circumference of a Sheep?
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The roundest knight at king Arthur's table was circumference.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
What do you get when you mix onions with the ratio of their circumference to their diameters?
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︎ May 18 2019
There was an explosion at the pie factory.
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
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I once had to find the circumference of a circle where the radius equaled "damn."
The circumference is TWO DAMN PI.
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︎ May 24 2018
My dad comes in from mowing the lawn
DAD: "Man, I am dizzy from mowing the lawn"
ME: "Drink some water and lay down, it's hot out there!"
DAD: "Go look at the lawn" wink
He mowed the lawn in a giant circle pattern... The circumferences that man will go for a joke
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Who was the last Knight of the Round Table?
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What's the easiest way to make pumpkin pie?
Divide the circumference by its diameter.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
New weights and measures
- The ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds17. 52 cards = 1 decacards18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 FigNewton19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin22. 10 rations = 1 decoration23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
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Math
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by
its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
If a cylinder of mozzarella has a radius of z and a height of a what is it volume?
pi z z a
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︎ Jul 13 2019
I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls
He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Did you know?????
Did you know that if you take the circumference of a pumpkin and divide it by the diameter of the pumpkin you end up with pumpkin โpiโ? Lololololololololol!
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︎ Oct 17 2018
Dad dropped this at the dinner table
Dad: Did they ever find out who was the roundest knight in King Arthur's table?
Me: I'm not sure
Dad: well I'm pretty sure it was circumference
Mom: groans
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︎ Oct 16 2014
Algebra teachers
In algebra two we are learning about arc length, circumference, and pi.
Student: So...who made pi?
Teacher: Betty Crocker.
I was the only that laughed and the entire class had the most confused look on their faces.
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︎ Apr 10 2014
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter
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What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 22 2019
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 23 2019
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
This fall, if you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
pumpkin circumference รท pumpkin diameter = pumpkin ฯ
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︎ Sep 20 2017
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin ฯ
Sorry, I'll see myself out
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︎ Oct 25 2019
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
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︎ May 04 2019
pumpkin circumference รท pumpkin diameter = pumpkin ฯ
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︎ Sep 20 2016
Divided the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern today by its diameter.
Ended up with pumpkin pi.
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︎ Oct 31 2018
What do you get when you divide a pumpkin's circumference by its diameter?
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︎ Apr 24 2017
Who invented the round table?
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Who made King Arthur's round table?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
Halloween Math
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o'-lantern by it's diameter?
Pumpkin Pi
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Who was the roundest knight at the table?
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What knight founded the round table
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