A list of puns related to "Christmas Work Party"
He drives a mustang and was trying to figure out how to get it in his car.
Friend: “How do I get this thing in my car? It’s almost as tall as I am!”
Me: “Guess you’re just gonna have to angle it.”
Friend and everyone in a 30 foot radius: -groan and facepalm-
It was Tuesday night and we were at my work Christmas party when my boss comes to our table. Him: "The Sunday bar is open". Me: "But it's Tuesday". Him: "Look here, we don't need another smart ass. I have that position covered quite well". My mother(who normally is quit witted), "O_o I don't get it". My boss and me: -__-face palm
The company I work for was having their annual Christmas party, but this time on Zoom for obvious reasons, and they asked me to host. I panicked as I had no idea how I would keep the crowds' spirits high. So I came to this sub and used a lot of you guys' dad jokes. Being a dad myself I thought it would work out. And it did! Your jokes killed! I just wanted to say a sincere thank you to all the submissions on this sub. The jokes on here are gold.
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