First of all, ChristmasCatsTV is a thing.
Secondly: "How do cats keep order?" "They have claw enforcement!"
Felis navidad
They both have sandy claws
I mean I normally prepare a turkey, but whatever makes them happy I guess.
Her plans have been foiled.
He kept walking around saying, "Me ow! Me ow!"
SandyClaws.
- No, we're going to have ham/turkey as usual.
She received jammies with pictures of her kitty on them for Christmas.
Her: They're the cat's pajamas!
cats always have a meowy Christmas
My three year old daughter commented that our cat, Missy, is older than her at seven years old. My wife stated that Missy will be eight this Christmas. I said "only if we can't afford a turkey".
Q: Do you know what you would have if every car in the u.s. was pink? A: A pink carnation
Q: What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common? A: SandyClaws
Q: What do a plum and an elephant have in common? A: They're both purple except for the elephant.
Q: Do you know how you get down from an elephant? A: You don't... You get down from a goose.
Q: How do you if an elephant has been hiding in your fridge? A: there are footprints in the cheesecake.
There were dozens more....
Me: "I don't know why the owl socks haven't shipped yet. I ordered the cat socks three weeks ago from the same company, and they shipped in two days. If they don't get here by Christmas, I'll have to ship them down to [Sister's] house in Tennessee, after she's left."
Dad: "Oh, I'm sure she won't give a hoot."
Sandy Claws
They both have Sandy Claws.
I normally cook a ham, but hey, whatever makes them happy
Sandy claws
