Christian Dating Puns

A list of puns related to "Christian Dating"

I joined a Christian dating site...

But I got Holy Ghosted.

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👤︎ u/kdryan1
📅︎ Jan 22 2020
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What do you call a Christian dating website for people with lisps?

Faithbook.

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👤︎ u/Tris10Dyer
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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So I signed up on the dating site Christian Mingle

My username is "ComeGetPslam"

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Why are Christians so opposed to carbon dating?

Because they think carbon should be married already.

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👤︎ u/GeeZeR_FroG
📅︎ May 17 2018
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I asked a woman out, but she said she only dates Christians.

So I guess it's Yahweh or the highway.

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👤︎ u/paul99501
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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