Choo Choo Puns

A steampunk.

Neither have i.

Then how can it choo choo?

Complements of my 6 year old.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

No, he covered his tracks.

(Thought of this this morning go easy on me!)

Because they Chewchew

I learned next to nothing.

I said, “I’m not sure; it’s hard to keep track.”

A loco motive.

He said "I'm going to choo choo"

He choo it

King’s Crustacean 🚂

I said, "Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!"

He had loco motives

His name is.....

Choo choo Twain!

She asked, “Do you want anything to eat, Mr. Bear?”

In my best bear voice, I replied, “No thanks, I’m stuffed.”

I told her: No, it's growing on me

Lots of training

Dick and Bob caught a bunny.

They were still arguing when the train hit them tho 🚞

Choo-choo thirty, I'd say.

Because it choo Choos.

Achoo choo train!

One goes CHOO-CHOO and the other goes SPIT THAT GUM OUT!

Choo Choo, was born at 3:30pm today weighing 6lb 8oz.

You should have choo chood.

"Revolting!"

So, we're driving up a tree-lined street where people often have wedding/family photos taken. It's lined with live oaks and is pretty beautiful. That prompted this conversation.

12 y/o daughter: Why do people sometimes get their wedding photos taken on train tracks? That doesn't make sense.

Me: Because they choo-choose to? [with a debt to Ralphie Wiggam]

6 y/o daughter (Loud groan): Papi, that's a terrible joke.

Me: So you think you could engineer a better one if I train you?

12 y/o: Dad why do you always make these awful jokes?

Me: Because I've got loco motives!

At that point I started laughing so hard I couldn't come up with anymore.

AhChoo-D2

Na-choo

So I asked my Russian friend what the я conjugation for хотеть is, to which he replied хочу which is pronounced like ho-choo and I then said "bless you."

A-choo choo!

I said, “I’m not sure. It’s so hard to keep track.”

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

I said, “I'm not sure; it's hard to keep track.”

You choo

“How many trains have you derailed to date?” I replied “It’s hard to keep track.”

It goes Choo Choo!

His name was Choo Choo

Choo Choo!