Childrens Christmas Puns

A list of puns related to "Childrens Christmas"

All the children are coming down for Christmas day.

To be frank, it is about time they left their bedrooms.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 24 2018
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My 5 year old son's knock knock joke

Knock knock Who's there? Ice cream soda Ice cream soda who? Ice cream soda whole neighborhood can hear me!

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👤︎ u/WhiteFlour77
📅︎ Dec 16 2015
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If I had male donkeys and female horses...

I'd breed them together and use their children around this time of year to spread some mule-tide cheer.

Merry Christmas (Eve)!

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👤︎ u/CronoZero15
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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My dad and I said this simultaniously.... my poor, poor children.

Putting up the Christmas tree:

My little brother: We need to find the star! We need to put it on top right now! Whats a Christmas tree without a star?!?

My dad and I: A Christmas tree without a star.

I'm 17, and already on the same level of humor as my 45 year old dad. I pity my theoretical children for whats coming.

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👤︎ u/clovercross
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
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