A list of puns related to "Chicken Cross The Road"
Or will they go eggstinct?
A: To get to your house
Q: knock, knock… Who’s there?
A: The Chicken! duh……
Because it has already located it in the word search puzzle
He had beef to settle.
That’s none of your business. Am I being detained?
Because nobody Crosses the chicken and gets away with it.
To get around the block.
Because it wanted to show the other chickens that it had guts. (Courtesy of my daughter)
To prove to the possum it could be done.
It was a Zebra crossing
to commit murder most fowl.
Because they were best friends.
He was feeling cooped up.
In so sorry, I know its lame, but I heard it at work and had to share...
[To get to the other side?]
To talk to an idiot.
[Insert sigh]
Knock Knock
[Whose there?]
The Chicken...
To show the possum it can be done.
To hang out with his peeps
Because he didn't have a driver's license
Because it was secretly working for the sidewalk.
Because the crosswalk light was green!
Me: “I don’t know dad.” Dad: “To get to the dummies house!” Me: “……”
Dad:”Knock, knock” Me: “Who’s there?” Dad: “THE CHICKEN.”
To get to the library.
What did the chicken ask for at the library?
Book Book
When discussing book club suggestions with her friend the frog what did the frog say?
Looking for inspiration the chicken went to the book store staffed by young birds.
Everything was cheap cheap
It was a running joke.
It would be a fowl proceeding
it wants to get rid of a vampire, who was following it and who is afraid of crosses
She was a dirty double crosser.
Because after it finished wokking. It had to be delivered to a hungry customer.
Because it was standing on the high side of a banked curve wearing roller skates.
You're welcome.
Because it was too late to go “bok”.
To prove that she was there before the egg...... (Inspired by another recent Dadjoke. Hope this is not a repost).
different
He flew the coop.
it was poultry in motion...
To get to the other cider. ©
To get to the other bride.
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Because of his tender loins.
To get to the Gross-rystore
To finish the joke.
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
He had warrants!
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