How did the cheese paint his wife?

He double Gloucester

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En garde!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahydron
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up?

Yeah, in the aftermath all that was left was de brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StaffSgtGravy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call a polite cheesemaker?

Curdeous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/l_phtx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Hey, wanna hear a joke about Pizza?

Nevermind, it's too cheesy. I can't do much Cheddar than this..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GOARMYBOY
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2016
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acertaingestault
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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Something a bit cheesy

As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetiteβ€” each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.

True storyβ€”happened today. Hardy har harlsberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverWordPlay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2012
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Cheesy pun

Cheesy food puns are gouda, and couldn't be cheddar

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