My coworker loves cheese danishes.

With mouth full of pastry, he says to me "I love these cheese danishes. If I could marry them, I would."

"Why don't you just find a nice Danish girl to settle down with instead?" I replied.

"Why?" He queried.

"She's Danish."

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👤︎ u/mr_arm
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