MY FRIEND KEEPS SAYING βCHEER UP MAN, IT COULD BE WORSE, YOU COULD BE STUCK UNDERGROUND IN A HOLE FULL OF WATER.β
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︎ Dec 16 2022
Hey yβall my bowling instructors girl is in the hospital right now and I need some bowling jokes to cheer him up.
Please keep it lighthearted.
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︎ Aug 11 2022
Cheer up ?
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︎ Oct 17 2021
He used to love a good play on words, but after the surgery not even that could cheer him up.
They didn't just take his spleen, they also removed his puncreas.
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︎ Jun 16 2022
I told my depressed friend ten jokes to try and cheer him up
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︎ Apr 05 2022
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
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︎ Apr 25 2017
My friend was sad, I thought remidning him of his upcoming military service will cheer him up
But I was wrong, it made him Mossad
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︎ Nov 25 2021
Itβs not hard to cheer up a sad Baker.
You just make them feel butter.
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︎ Aug 01 2021
My German friend just lost his job so I bought him some sausage online to cheer him up
What he doesn't know is that, on top of that, his wife wants to divorce him. The Wurst is yet to come.
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︎ Jul 10 2021
When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...
took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.
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︎ Jan 12 2016
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.
Instead she just made me falafel.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
My dad knew I was stressing about my chemistry midterm, so he wrote this on my board when I was out to cheer me up
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︎ Nov 01 2016
Cheer up Sleepy Jeanne!
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︎ Jul 16 2020
There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
My wifeβs dog died. Soto cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. ...
She was furious. βWhat am I going to do with two dead dogs?β she said.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I tried to cheer my buddy up by inviting him to a poker night after cows broke into his marijuana store and ate all his product, but he couldnβt come.
He said that the steaks were too high.
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︎ Nov 13 2018
Itβs my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.
βYou will have your cake and eat it too.β
PS: this is the best gift I can get today.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one
She was mad, βWhat am I going to do with 2 dead dogs??β
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Two possible ways to cheer up an upset girlfriend:
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︎ Dec 18 2015
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
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︎ Nov 19 2019
My friend is sick so I tried to cheer her up. She did not respond.
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︎ Jan 31 2015
[Request] Looking for puns about "tubes"? My pun-loving friend just had emergency surgery to remove her Fallopian tube and I'd like to cheer her up!
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︎ Apr 14 2016
Wife : "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment to cheer me up"
"You have perfect eyesight"
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︎ Feb 14 2020
My friend keeps saying βcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Jun 08 2022
My friend keeps telling me, βcheer up, it could be worse. You could be stuck in a hole underground full of water!β
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︎ Oct 15 2022
My friend was like "Cheer up, man. It could be worse. You could be in a hole in the ground full of water."
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︎ Feb 19 2022
My friend keeps saying βCheer up, man. It could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
I know he means well.
Edit: Wow. Thanks for the awards, kind Reddit strangers!
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︎ Jun 29 2021
My friend keeps saying, "cheer up, man. You could be in an underground hole full of water."
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︎ Nov 25 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Apr 09 2020
My friend said "cheer up, could be worse, you could be stuck underground, full of water"
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︎ Mar 03 2022
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up man, it could be worse. You could stuck underground in a hole full of water
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︎ Jul 01 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My friend keeps saying, βCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Feb 04 2019
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse
I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Oct 11 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
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︎ Apr 19 2017
My friend keeps telling me ''Cheer up, it could be worse, you could be stuck in a hole full of water''
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︎ Jul 28 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My friend keeps saying βcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of waterβ
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
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︎ Jun 09 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
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︎ Oct 19 2018
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ May 21 2020
My best friend keeps telling me to βcheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with waterβ
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︎ Jun 10 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man, things could be worse. You could be in an underground hole full of water"
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︎ May 26 2017
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