My friend keeps saying βCheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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There is a famous drug store in my city, because they wear disney costume to cheer up people
the main guy wears a Donald duck costume. I really don't like to go to the store though because my mom always said that one shouldn't take drugs from a quack.
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I've been depreased recently, so my wife said she was going to make a selection of Middle Eastern food to help cheer me up.
Instead she just made me falafel.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Itβs my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.
βYou will have your cake and eat it too.β
PS: this is the best gift I can get today.
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Cheer up Sleepy Jeanne!
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︎ Jul 16 2020
My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one
She was mad, βWhat am I going to do with 2 dead dogs??β
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︎ Aug 13 2020
βFrom a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the communityβ
βCOVID19 DAY20
Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
Iβll let you knowβ
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
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︎ Apr 25 2017
My wifeβs dog died. Soto cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. ...
She was furious. βWhat am I going to do with two dead dogs?β she said.
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︎ Dec 31 2019
"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
Wife : "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment to cheer me up"
"You have perfect eyesight"
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︎ Feb 14 2020
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
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︎ Nov 19 2019
When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...
took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.
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︎ Jan 12 2016
I tried to cheer my buddy up by inviting him to a poker night after cows broke into his marijuana store and ate all his product, but he couldnβt come.
He said that the steaks were too high.
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︎ Nov 13 2018
One of the ants on my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his friends.
He's an anti-depress ant.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
My dad knew I was stressing about my chemistry midterm, so he wrote this on my board when I was out to cheer me up
i.reddituploads.com/ef7b2β¦
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︎ Nov 01 2016
Everyone keeps talking about some dude named Les who is really sad and Iβm hoping to meet him soon and cheer him up.
Then he will be.......Les Miserable.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
How do you cheer up the patients at the vegetable hospital?
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︎ Sep 14 2019
"Don't worry son, I made you some eggs to cheer you up!"
Son: how will this make me feel better?
Dad: They'll make you be sunny side up!
Son: but these are scrambled
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Two possible ways to cheer up an upset girlfriend:
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︎ Dec 18 2015
My dad is in the hospital over his birthday this year and has asked for puns to cheer him up. Here's the card I'm sending him.
https://imgur.com/gallery/JMrrqp9
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︎ Oct 08 2018
My dad told me this joke to cheer me up while at the doctors
Man: Doctor, I swallowed my flute
Doctor: Good thing you are not a pianist
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︎ Jan 06 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My friend keeps saying βCheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Oct 11 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Apr 09 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
My friend keeps saying, βCheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Feb 04 2019
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse
I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Feb 25 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ May 21 2020
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
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︎ Apr 19 2017
My friend keeps saying βcheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of waterβ
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
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︎ Jun 09 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Dec 02 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My best friend keeps telling me to βcheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with waterβ
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︎ Jun 10 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
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︎ Jul 05 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.β
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︎ Jul 03 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
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︎ Oct 19 2018
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
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︎ Jul 04 2019
My girlfriendβs dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, βWhat am I going to do with two dead dogs?β
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︎ Aug 13 2018
My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water
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︎ May 02 2019
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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︎ Jun 30 2019
My friend keeps saying "Cheer up man, things could be worse. You could be in an underground hole full of water"
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