Chasing Yesterday Puns

A list of puns related to "Chasing Yesterday"

Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
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👤︎ u/Dagreifers
📅︎ May 31 2019
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A policeman came to my house yesterday, said he saw my dog chasing some kid on a bike.

Told him there’s no way, my dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.

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👤︎ u/stinkerhubbin
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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I chased down a thief who has stolen my wallet yesterday.

He sure gave me a run for my money.

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👤︎ u/Several-Cake1954
📅︎ May 02 2022
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A man chased me down the street yesterday trying to rob me...

...He gave me a run for my money.

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👤︎ u/aarontminded
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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My dog is useless

Yesterday we were both chased by another dog

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👤︎ u/Shot_Athlete_9715
📅︎ Jul 28 2021
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A man chased me down the street yesterday trying to rob me...

...he gave me a run for my money

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👤︎ u/aarontminded
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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