A list of puns related to "Champions Indoor Football"
Champions Indoor Football fall meetings are underway including the six returning franchises. The meetings are scheduled to be held August 8 & 9.
https://www.facebook.com/CIFFootball/photos/a.638116099626897/2021715554600271/
TIFU - this happened like 2 hours ago.
Trigger Warning: Language & Strangulation
A little bit of backstory, I moved in with my best mate and his friend (F) 3 months ago due to unforeseen circumstances. Everything has been super chill, the friend is clean, respectful and we haven't really taken an issue. Until now.
Fast forward to tonight, we are down 6-4 at half-time and this guy (F) is going OFF because I tried to sub him. Now being a bit of a cheeky cunt I told him to pipe down because he was being a cockhead... you know, Australian and all.
Next thing you know F comes up in my face and tells me he is going to beat the shit out of me if I call him a cockhead again. Now I'm a decent sized guy, 6"2, and I'm standing there going whatever F is full of shit, I'm on his same team AND I am his room mate, there is no way he is going to take a swing at me. I guess you can see where this goes. Come end of the game, everyone has shaken hands and F makes some dick remark.
I walk up to F and say, "stop acting like a cockhead" and SNAP, he see red and lunges at me with a kick.
Following up, F then grabs me by the throat and attempts to strangle me. In. Front. Of. Everyone.
I was in so much shock I didn't retaliate by punching and instead just stood there calling him a cockhead as I just could not shut my mouth. Soon after the team quickly jumped in to hold him back.
Typing this out I should probably do AITA too but you could say I am still absolutely gobsmacked because when we got home - we took the same car there - all F says to me is "We can talk about this in the morning, cunt." Imagine me then explaining the hypocrisy to F when he tried to kill me after I called him a cockhead.
While we've had a chat since, it's so fucking CRAZY that this guy snapped at something so trivial! And if you take anything away I'd let you guys know to watch yourselves out there, to think you really know a person....
TL;DR I called my new room mate a cockhead at indoor soccer and after the game he tried to strangle me on the court in front of everyone, needless to say I've gotta find a new place to live.
They are joined by Alexandre Lacazette, Eddie Nketiah, and Pierre Emerick Aubameyang as the only players still at the club to have played under Arsene Wenger.
https://twitter.com/sportico/status/1450620055927013379?s=21
Sources: https://twitter.com/ronkroichick/status/1458297576722108416
Later on Tuesday night, in an email to The Chronicle, a spokesperson for Berkeley Public Health essentially fired back. The spokesperson said there are 44 lab-confirmed COVID-19 cases within the Cal football program, adding βcases emerged in an environment of ongoing failure to abide by public health measures.β
He specifically said people in the program did not get tested when sick, stay home when sick or wear masks indoors.
βThese simple measures keep people safe,β the spokesperson said in a written statement. βFailing to do so results not only in individual infections, sickness and worse, but also threatens the safety of all around them β especially those with compromised immune systems.β
Berkeley Public Health βcontinues to work closely with University Health Services to help contain and respond to the major outbreak,β according to the statement. Cal-OSHAβs workplace safety rules define any workplace environment with 20 cases as a βmajor outbreak,β the spokesperson said
Good day everyone! I am a team member of a queer indoor football team of Ketelbinkie in Rotterdam. We are urgently looking for new members, so we can apply to play competitive next season. We are looking for queer and/or queer supporting people who would like to be part of a friendly team :)
We usually practice on Thursday evenings at oostervant or Henegouwen plein (a 15 minute walk from Rotterdam Centraal Station). If you want more information or would like to join, please send me a private message or reply to this post.
I thank you for reading this :) i wish you a very nice day
Hi, I just moved to Mississauga near Hillcrest and was wondering if there are any indoor football (soccer) spots where I can go to play casually with random people (haven't really got to know people irl)
Anyone has an idea of how to track steps while playing some kind of indoor ball sports like basektball, handball or soccer/football - to get the activity later with steps in Strava?!
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