Champion Hurdle Puns

They are quickly captured and a great feast is prepared. The first course is the all time medals leader and the chief says “Oh, Alyson Felix, so well seasoned.” The second course follows with the 400 hurdles world record holder and the chief says “Sydney McLaughlin, delicious!” But when the 800 meter champion is served for the third course, the chief says “Oh no, thank you. I’m stuffed. I couldn’t possibly eat Athing Mu.”