A list of puns related to "Chalukyas"
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Aditya Mittal, son of the Sovereign Monarch for the Most Holy Chalukyan Republic, has run into some unfortunate gambling debts. To alleviate the levity of this unfortunate situation and avoid the wrath of his father, Prince Mittal has formed an international auction to sell off an island chain among the Former Maldives.
Located at the southern tip of the upper island bloc, the strategic islands come with all pre-existing infrastructure and construction. Prince Mittal has already organised and paid for the small, existing population to emigrate into Holy Chalukya; the island is empty of all inhabitants.
The auction will begin at $4 billion dollars, and goes to the best bidder. Any and all parties are invited to the auction, with the singular exception of China. Money isn't the only good that need be applied; if you offer anything Prince Mittal believes may help in escaping punishment from the Sovereign Monarch, it may be put into consideration.
The Most Holy Chalukyan Republic officially denounces Prime Minister Mehndi's advocation for Israel and declares for a vote of no confidence in Centre's decision. While there remains only one singular governing body in military matters, enough outcry from the individual states outweighs official decision; a reversal of Israeli support in favour of the ADIR must be voted for by the rest of the Union.
Provided South Asia supports the Arab Democratic Islamic Republic throughout the war to their victory, we have been promised:
Holy Chalukya appeals to all Union states, with the singular exception of Centre, to endorse the ADIR over Israel.
King Mittal, Sovereign Monarch of the Union State of Holy Chalukya, has been escorted by His Majesty's Almighty Archangels (A squadron of twenty-two Boeing AH-64E Apache Helicopters) in a visit to President Bonaparte to open diplomatic discussions with the Third French Empire. While South America has flocked to the aid of the lowly and disparate Gran Chola, France has clearly seen where better investments lie and has opted to remain quiet.
Unlike Gran Chola, which throws what scraps it has to Chinese immigrants, Holy Chalukya sits on a veritable throne of acquiesced goods, ripped from the teat of the corrupt ignominious. We have money to spare. Representing Holy Chalukya, His Majesty would like to lay down the red carpet to discuss deals that could lead to the possibility of a deeper relationship compared to that of France with the rest of the Union.
In particular, the Sovereign Monarch is interested in:
Centre has managed to regain the leadership of the Union, but Holy Chalukya has made a strict promise to the ADIR and will continue to stand by our own. Out of all the states, Bangladesh and Skeld remain the only others willing to contribute to support outside of what has been provided by the Prime Minister.
Given that Centre has made a full advocation supporting the Nusandaran condemnation of RIGS, we cannot provide official military assistance. This is the best we can do.
We advise HMAIF to be sent to Cairo to quell rising civilian protests and backlash opposing the continuance of the war. ADIR is dealing with significant domestic repercussion, and this division is the best-equipped in the entirety of the Union for the job. The Fortification Division would be sent to accompany the pre-existing USA deployment, following specific orders.
###Deployment
####LXV His Majesty's Almighty Iron Fist (24,000 men)
####XLIX Fortification division (22,000 men)
###Private Orders Upon Arrival > >!We have been granted permission to enter ADIR as an ally. However, upon your arrival, your only true ally is Holy Chalukya. You are given orders to treat the Israeli population humanely, as you would your own brothers and sisters. Furthermore, if you are to see a Centre soldier backstab a North African soldier or or encourage/facilitate backstabbing, you are hereby ordered to prevent the backstabbing. If you end up in a fight with them, so be it. If the Centr
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These companies, subsidised and venerated for their honesty, dedication and triumph over the working class, will receive the prefix title 'The Esteemed' - the chief executive officers and chairmen are to be given the official title of 'Duke,' while important staff of valued calibre will continue their service as 'Barons'.
The list of His Majesty's Most Esteemed families goes as follows:
The knighting will take place in the company of His Majesty's Almighty Archangels (Formerly the Fifth Helicopter Squadron), consisting of twenty-two Boeing AH-64E Apache Helicopters.
The Sovereign Monarch intends to label today, March 29th, as a statewide holiday, celebrating the ascendancy of his Most Esteemed alongside the coincidental benchmark of $150 billion dollars thus far pillaged from Holy Chalukya's corrupt. King Mittal has appraised his success, declaring that the state strides above its neighbours as "a golden pillar standing over rampant disorder."
While Centre is yet to comment, it appears the democratic government of Gran Chola has taken the statement quite badly.
Tokyo, Japan
#Chalukya: Bad Dog No Biscuits
The Asahi Shimbun | Issued August 25th, 2027 - 12:00 | Tokyo, Japan
TOKYO - In a story to make your head spin, one of the states of the Union of South Asia has officially put a string of islands that are presently sinking onto the open market. The auction which has been launched by Holy Chalukya's Prince Mittal, is rumored to be happening behind closed doors with a number of participants, and bidding is rumored to be as high as $4 billion dollars at this time.
While many across Chalukya may be finding the auction amusing, the same cannot be said for the government of Japan - as the Asahi Shimbun can report that rumors are swirling over a possible harsh response for what the government has considered "a threat to Pacific Security". It would appear, that the Japanese government which has long stood for a return of Pacific Independence is not pleased at the idea of the island sale going to a European or American power, seeing it as a degrading of the ongoing work being done to ensure Pacific Security.
Rumors from within government, have varied with some even reportedly discussing an early end to Japanese operations in the Indian Ocean which are rumored to be protecting Indian/Nusantara operations (keeping details private) or perhaps a temporary halt to arms exports to the broader Union of South Asia. It would appear that Chalukya has put the entire Japan-India relationship, already diminished from the Neo-Sakoku Doctrine at greater risk over what is considered in Japan to be a gross neglect of India's duties to broader Pacific security.
Whether the Union of South Asia will crack down on the sale or ensure the sale is given to Japan is unknown. What is known however are the rumors now swirling throughout the Japanese government, some might say that Chalyuka is the Bad Dog. And Bad Dogs get No Biscuits.
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