Cooked a pizza tonight, didn’t have a pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD,
It cuts like a knife.
I couldn't reach my Nirvana CD buried beneath all of my laundry.
Something (was) In The Way.
I've just found a CD among my collection that's a good twelve inch in diameter.
Surely that must be a record.
I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:
"Here's your Nickleback."
I broke two queen CDs earlier...
...now i want to break free
I accidentally dropped one of my Bach CDs
Unfortunately, I baroque it.
So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".
That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.
People used to laugh when I bought vinyls whilst they bought CDs. Now CDs are going away and vinyls are coming back in..
One may say that the tables have turned.
"Hey, I bought a Prince CD for just under 20 dollars."
"Lets party like its $19.99!"
he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands
You could say I've got an appetite for destruction
I heard someone stole a Shaggy CD from the mall
Wasn't me
If I were a Rapper, my Rapper name would be Gershwin. I would distribute my CD's in blue wrappers
They would be Gershin's Rap CDs in Blue.
I had a Matchbox 20 CD that wouldn't play...
It was Bent.
I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car.
They kept telling me to go the extra mile. So I did, and I got lost.
A man threw two copies of the CD single 'I just Called to Say I Love You' at the artist.
One hit Wonder.
I hope my dad likes his new CD.
I asked him "Europop?" He looked at me funny and said "Of course."
My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adam’s CD.
It cuts like a knife.
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife.
I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.
It cuts like a knife.
I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD
It cuts like a knife
I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead
In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife
