CD i Puns

A list of puns related to "CD i"

My pizza cutter broke so I used a Bryan Adam’s CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/ProjectOcoee
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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I broke two queen CDs earlier...

...now i want to break free

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👤︎ u/superdolmiosauce
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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I was at a local store buying a shitty old CD for $9.95. When I handed the cashier my $10, he handed me my change and said:

"Here's your Nickleback."

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👤︎ u/Jessieface13
📅︎ Dec 17 2020
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I accidentally dropped one of my Bach CDs

Unfortunately, I baroque it.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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If I cut a CD

does it get DVDed?

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👤︎ u/Andidaniel
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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So I went to my barber and told him "Instead of using scissors, use this old 80s hair metal band CD".

That is how I got my Mötley Crüe cut.

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👤︎ u/thoxis1
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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"Hey, I bought a Prince CD for just under 20 dollars."

"Lets party like its $19.99!"

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👤︎ u/Nich_05
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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he was fired. source: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjA46r-hMbhAhXSs1kKHZV4BLcQjhx6BAgBEAM&url=https%3A%2F%2Fcheezburger.com%2F8597911808%2Fcan-anyone-else-appreciate-bad-puns&psig=AOvVaw3Dn1q_pnl4rMWOV6-ES_aS&ust=1555003267002839
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👤︎ u/Tomie-T
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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I have a compulsive habit of obliterating album CD's of classic hard rock bands

You could say I've got an appetite for destruction

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👤︎ u/Cinoxal
📅︎ Nov 21 2019
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People used to laugh when I bought vinyls whilst they bought CDs. Now CDs are going away and vinyls are coming back in..

One may say that the tables have turned.

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👤︎ u/Nochinnn
📅︎ Feb 16 2018
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I heard someone stole a Shaggy CD from the mall

Wasn't me

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👤︎ u/almondjoyeee
📅︎ Aug 15 2019
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If I were a Rapper, my Rapper name would be Gershwin. I would distribute my CD's in blue wrappers

They would be Gershin's Rap CDs in Blue.

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👤︎ u/IranRPCV
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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I was listening to some inspirational CDs in the car.

They kept telling me to go the extra mile. So I did, and I got lost.

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👤︎ u/ClebberBoi
📅︎ Jan 08 2019
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I had a Matchbox 20 CD that wouldn't play...

It was Bent.

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👤︎ u/billdanbury
📅︎ Aug 21 2015
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A man threw two copies of the CD single 'I just Called to Say I Love You' at the artist.

One hit Wonder.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Sep 28 2018
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I hope my dad likes his new CD.

I asked him "Europop?" He looked at me funny and said "Of course."

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👤︎ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/DiosMioMan2
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD

It cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/ball-_-fondler
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.

It cuts like a knife.

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👤︎ u/CobaltD70
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead

In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife

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👤︎ u/mcdolsa
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD

Cuts like a knife!

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👤︎ u/338geek
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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