What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
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︎ May 12 2021
Whatβs the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What do pirates say to warn when the California Highway Patrol is approaching?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
Nice, CA.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why do valley girls only hang out in odd numbers?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!
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︎ Aug 26 2019
r/NatureIsFuckingLit, right?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
The mountains aren't just funny, they're
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Can you believe California is having an electric shortage? Richard Ricity should run for governor
This way the people can elect Ricity.
The campaign would be "Elect Rick".
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︎ Aug 19 2020
finally got the logic
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︎ Sep 11 2020
I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
Except here, theyβre in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Are you a CEO in Silicon Valley?
Yeah, I surf on executive boards.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
One California Redditor Dad came up with a dad joke so shocking that Reddit doesnβt want you to see it.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
If you take a dump on a stump...
Does that make it a toilet tree?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Technicaly he will.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said βKnown to cause cancer in the state of California.β
Good thing Iβm using it in Missouri.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
What do you call sugar-free breath mints from California?
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︎ May 09 2020
Which city in California has the most ghosts?
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︎ May 08 2020
We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Welcome to the Hotel California...
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︎ Oct 09 2019
The US grows two different species of cherry trees
Washington and Michigan grow both the sweet type, which is great for eating raw, and the sour type, which is used in pies and sauces.
But California grows only the sweet type. It's untarted cherritory.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
My mother-in-law always wanted to visit the Valley of a Thousand Hills, so I've booked her trip -
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︎ Nov 04 2019
What special dietary request did the vegan Silicon Valley tech nerd have for his artisan cheese order in the Whole Foods?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
If Snoop Dogg dies before pot becomes legal in the US, he will be rolling in his grave.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem.
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︎ Jul 29 2019
You know, we only have Gandalf to thank for Hotel California
After all, he did bring us the Eagles
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︎ Oct 24 2019
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...
...I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps!
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︎ Jun 16 2019
What happens when the smog lifts over Southern California?
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︎ Feb 01 2017
I have fond memories of riding the heaving waters of California upon our indentured help...
It was fun serfing the waves!
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︎ Jan 01 2020
what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?
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︎ Apr 17 2017
California now
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︎ Dec 04 2018
My friend from Silicon Valley developed a dating app for water fowl.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
What do you call a California Highway Patrol Officer with a can of Skoal?
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Whatβs the worst waffle in California?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
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︎ Nov 09 2019
What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?
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︎ Mar 28 2020
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?
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︎ Nov 13 2019
why do valley girls walk in odd numbered groups?
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︎ May 26 2019
Why do valley girls suck at math?
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