Prisman has successfully merged his Capillaria piece with Geronimoβs βChojin heartββ¦which leaves Prisman himself without a heart now. He explains that he was a goner regardless, so this way at least he has properly passed on the piece that is so vital to the future of the Chojin world. Geronimo asks why Prisman entrusted something so important to him, but Prisman says that since the Capillaria rays didnβt affect Geronimo, he should be able to master their power. From now on, Geronimo will be the trump card against the Choshin! With that, Prisman collapses to the ground, dead.
Geronimo tells Terryman he has been entrusted with something terrible. Why him? Heβs still so inexperienced, and ever since becoming a Chojin heβs had a terrible track record. Frankly, Geronimo doubts heβs worthy. Terryman asks why he became a Chojin then? Surely it wasnβt to whine like that. Terryman says that back when Geronimo was a human, he saw in him indomitable Chojin spirit. Where has that spirit gone? He asks Geronimo to remember the pledge he made on the day he became a Chojin.
Geronimo recalls that the god of Superman Road told him that becoming a Chojin wasnβt the end, but only the beginning. As a Chojin, he would face many trials and tribulations, and perhaps sometimes wish he could return to being a human. But he must endure, because one day there would come a mission that only he, an ex-human Chojin, could fulfil. The god advised him to prepare for that day. Back in the present, Geronimo apologizes to Terryman for his behavior. He now thinks that receiving the Capillaria piece might be the mission for which he became a Chojin, and resolves to fight.
Meanwhile, over at the Hill of Crosses in Ε iauliai, the Soviet Union (present day Lithuania), Satan Cross is picked up and slammed to the ground by his Choshin opponent. On the sidelines, Brocken Junior is amazed at the Choshin being powerful enough to pick up Satan Crossβs two bodies, but Satan Cross says it will take more than mere power to defeat him. He pulls off the Choshinβs robe to revealβ¦a heavily armored figure with flames shooting from his forehead.
One of my cats was just diagnosed with capillaria in her urine. The vet I work for has never seen this in his 20 years of practicing vet medicine. All his reference books/online resources offer differing treatment options. We were going to start with panacur for 3 days. I was wondering if anyone has any advice of a safe and more effective treatment or if panacur is effective enough on its own. She also has blood cells in her urine and I have to treat her for a UTI. Is it possible that the blood cells are present due to inflammation as a reaction to the parasite? Weβre all confused about this one and I just want to treat her with a method thatβs known to work well. Thank you to anyone that reads this and tries to help.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
Why
After all his first name is No-vac
