Cake Baking Puns

It was a piece of cake

No one man should have all that flour.

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Dad: Shouldn't we get the mixer out to make the batter? Mine: Nah. Let's whisk it.

She was using a funnel to make holes in the cake for a "poke" cake.

Wife: The funnel is filling up with cake

Me: I guess that makes it a funnel cake then

The sound of disappointment she made was all the approval I'll ever need.

Wife: Wow, thank god i noticed before I put it in the oven.

Me: Yeah, thats no yolk

...whether it goes well or not, it always ends in tiers.

... is really enticing.

It'll only end in tiers.

I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box

Edit: corrected a typo

"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."

How dairy

Hoemade

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And realizes that his cake batter was not turning out right. After a moment of panic, he had a sudden realization and placed the whole mixing bowl, whisk and all, into the oven. After 20 minutes he took the whole thing out and served it to the judges. Understandably, he got last place. When he met up with his family afterwards, his wife asked, “what were you thinking?” The man replied, “I don’t know, but it was a whisk I was willing to bake.”

Me: Baking a cake this morning. Husband coming in from mowing: OMG how did it get to be 3:50 already!

So I went to a bakery right. I wanted a cake for a friends party. When I asked for a red velvet (his fave) they said they didn’t have any. Well that kinda put me in a sour mood to be honest. One of the bakers pulled me aside and told me he could make one for me. This man really rose to the occasion and saved my day. He even cut the fee (It was the yeast they could do) and I didn’t rye about the wait. I mean if someone is baking you a cake personally I doughnut think you can complain. At the end of the day I got my cake and that was that.

Wife: Baking is such an art. Me: I think it's more of a science... Wife: but... Me [cutting her off]: being artistic is just the icing on the cake.

We were baking two cakes for a friend. My mum asked me to check the temperature of the recipes. I put my hand on one of the recipe books and said: "Hmmm, feels to be about room temperature".

If there's one thing I know about baking, it's never ask a gangster to ice the cake.

I was at a friend's house and we were baking a cake. Friend had poured the batter into the pan and was banging it down on the counter to get it to flatten out.

Me: "You think there's a less noisy way to do that?"

Friend's dad (from the living room): "You making a pound cake?"

Me: "Hey Dad, what's in the box?"

Dad: "That box? Nah that's just a box of trash! I found it on the side of the road!"

Me: "Really! C'mon Dad, whatcha get?"

Dad: "I'm telling you, it's a box of trash!"

My dad has never failed to use this line any time he gets that mysterious white box of baked goods (be it crumb cake, donuts, or cinnamon buns), and it's never failed to make me run immediately to the box to see what was really in it.

So I brought in kolaches to the office this morning for breakfast. For those that don't know, they're basically bread rolls filled with egg, cheese and whatever else you want. One of my coworkers started talking about how they reminded him of some kind of cake "with M&Ms in it."

Except English isn't his first language, so he was saying it a little weird.

Him: "You can't bake a cake with M&M in it."

Me: "'Cause you'd kill him."

There was absolutely no reaction whatsoever, so I can't tell if people were just ignoring my awful joke or if just nobody heard me.

I was washing dishes with my dad, and had cleaned ~4 plates caked with egg residue on them. "How long have these been dirty?" I asked. A few minutes later I was washin a baking pan and it was impossible to get the leftover food off of it. Aggravated, I exclaimed "What did you make on here, eggs too?!"

My dad said "No, those are still from eggs one."

Setting: you're at a children's birthday party. There is a cake on a counter next to you when a dad approaches you. taps you on the shoulderand says "baked that cake for me? "laughs to himself like the comic genius he is

it was a piece of cake