A list of puns related to "Bulgar Language"
I already made a few alphabets, but after making few, I decided to create a reformed gΓΆktΓΌrk alphabet for the karaim language, it works with most turkic languages. anyways I will show give you all the telegram link
See the map here: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Map-Kypchak_Language_World.png (red is Kipchak-Bulgar)
Why are they distributed like this? Are the speakers nomadic? Were they forcefully relocated by the Soviets? Those are really the only two scenarios I can think of.
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There have been many Turkic tribes in Bulgaria. It's astonishing that the locals in Bulgaria were never a Turkic nation and that it wasn't even impacted culturally by the steppe nomads from the East.
Of course, Bulgaria is a Slavic country today, and I've read that the Avars quickly adopted the local Slavic language as a lingua franca for their domain, and I'd guess it'd be likely that there would be a Slavic people going by the name "Avars" today were it not for the Magyars, who invaded the region a few centuries after the Avars. But what's odd is that the Magyars didn't adopt the local language, but instead replaced it with their own. Why was this so? Why did they differ from the other nomadic steppe peoples who had invaded the Balkan area before them?
DREAM ON AND DREAM ON, DUDE. Get this once for all!!!
BULGARIANS ABOVE ALL! BULGARIANS RULERS OF THE WORLD!
BULGARIANS WERE INVINCIBLE WARRIORS!
BULGARIANS CREATERS OF ALLMOST ALL CIVILIZATIONS!
BULGARIANS FORMED WORLD HISTORY! BULGARIANS = BULG-ARIANS! = ARIANS!
a. BULGARIANS are OLDEST and GREATEST!
b. BULGARIANS were God's First chosen people!
c. BULGARIAN language is the language that God speaks.
d. EDEN was in Bulgaria!
e. Adam and Eve lived in Bulgaria!
f. BULGAR is same as BOGAR = God's people since the creation.
This is Part 2-D-Ξ΅, the direct continuation of 2-D-Ξ΄, which you can find here: https://www.reddit.com/r/AttackOnRetards/comments/rfoxhb/continuation_of_my_previous_posts_about_the/
ANTIQUITY (Wikipedia expands on this)
Greek colonies established on the Black Sea coast in the 7thΒ centuryΒ BC became important centres of commerce with the local tribes. Among the native peoples, Herodotus listed the Getae of the Lower Danube region, the Agathyrsi of Transylvania and the Syginnae of the plains along the river Tisza at the beginning of the 5thΒ centuryΒ BC. Centuries later, Strabo associated the Getae with the Dacians who dominated the lands along the southern Carpathian Mountains in the 1stΒ centuryΒ BC. Burebista was the first Dacian ruler to unite the local tribes. He also conquered the Greek colonies in Dobruja and the neighbouring peoples as far as the Middle Danube and the Balkan Mountains between around 55Β andΒ 44 BC. After Burebista was murdered in 44Β BC, his kingdom collapsed.
https://preview.redd.it/xapzae218i581.png?width=780&format=png&auto=webp&s=e53efd6bd49a75ddf4a0fbeb13765c76cf159647
The Romans reached Dacia during Burebista's reign and conquered Dobruja in 46Β AD. Dacia was again united under Decebalus around 85Β AD. He resisted the Romans for decades, but the Roman army defeated his troops in 106Β AD. Emperor Trajan transformed Banat, [Oltenia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki
... keep reading on reddit β‘To mark the 414th episode of Omnibus (because I missed the round number of 400 and won't wait until 500), here's every speculation by Ken and John on the podcast about what the Futurelings will look like, smell like, be like, etc. This is from a notes file on my phone, so maybe I've missed some. Episodes that aren't listed contain no speculations.
(I shared a previous versions of this, but the posts are now archived so can't update it or comment)
Intro episode
Cockroaches, presumably.
European Starling
Starlings are the only bird left in North America, replacing the Eagle as the symbol of the country.
Live in a community of pacifism and pure energy... who have better taste than current people and revere the Long Winters, and use his track as a National Anthem.
Maybe half goat half person that like peeing on themselves.
Defenestration
Futurelings live in a world called Battlefield Earth.
Insectile claw into record grooves to listen to Omnibus.
Marathon of 1904
Giant. Megafauna.
Blocks of cheese, or maybe Ents?
The Pig War
All living in utopian Cascadia.
No Facebook... and no faces either.
Smell-o-vision
Giant moles, smelling the podcast, not hearing it.
The Rachel
May be wearing a haircut called the Ken Jennings.
Tesseract
Live on potato starch... worship the potato.
Water Wars
3.5 feet tall horned toads that lick moisture off rocks.
Listening thousands of feet underground at the water table.
Gadsby
Live in hives.
Eat massive 12,000 pound ducks that last the entire futurelingβs life.
Click mandibles to write letters.
Secret Order of the Double Sunrise
Listening from Singapore which has a billion people, part of a global hive.
Have gossamer dragonfly wings due to evolvolution.
Houston and New York are part of the same megalopolis.
They all have an AI John Roderick in their treehouses.
Darien Gap
Sentient fish who live underwater and look at submerged trees.
Heil Honey Iβm Home!
No such thing as race in futurelings.
All rooms only have three walls due to the main architectural influence being family sitcoms.
Monrovia
Old futurelings watch Jeopardy hosted by Alex Trebecβs head in a jar of nutrients.
Might all be part of the Canadian Hegemony.
Mandibles clicking in excitement.
Live in 55,000 small nation states.
Kohoutek
Giant Cockroaches again
Twitter became SkyNet and Omnibus is recorded for it.
Sentinelese
All left handed, or left mandible
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
Per wikipedia,
>The Gagauz (Gagauz: Gagauzlar) are a Turkic people[11] living mostly in southern Moldova (Gagauzia, Taraclia District, Basarabeasca District) and southwestern Ukraine (Budjak).[12] Gagauz are mostly Eastern Orthodox Christians.[13]
However, they have a strong (autosomal) genetic relationship to ethnic Macedonians, Greek Macedonians and Bulgarians. Wikipedia seems to be more speculative than factual on their origins, so I was wondering if people here have a better idea?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Theyβre on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
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