My nan died in a freak bulldozer accident during the building of my new house.
I only wanted one granny flat :(
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︎ Aug 07 2020
I'd just finished building a beautiful house of cards when my wife walked in and destroyed it
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︎ Jul 23 2020
My husband wonβt talk about the house heβs building
Iβm worried heβs putting up walls
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︎ Jul 24 2019
What did the Daddy Bee say to his Daughter Bee when she was being bad instead of building their house?
You better start bee hiving!
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Iβve heard about new technology capable of building houses way faster than a human
But i need concrete evidence
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︎ Mar 13 2019
Building a house with dad
Me (picking up a nail from a box) βall these nails have the heads on the wrong ends!β
Dad (without even stopping to look) βyou idiot, those are for the other end of the house!β.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
My dad just finished building his new house...
I wanted to see it so he sent me this picture. He said.. "you can't really tell how big it is from the picture so check out the front porch."
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︎ May 23 2016
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I tried to build a house from baguettes
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︎ Jan 16 2021
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!!
I may be a little drunk but this is my favourite joke ever and I feel it belongs here because Iβve not seen it here yet!
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What did Mariah Carey say when her boyfriend bought her an undeveloped property so they could build their dream house?
I donβt want a lot for Christmas.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I was going to build a house made out of books...
But it was too novel a concept
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︎ Dec 12 2020
My friend keeps asking me if Iβll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him βno.β
Honestly, Iβm feeling a lot of pier pressure.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I told my friend to build a road from his house to his job
Now heβll pave the way to success
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What did the cow build itβs house out of?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
How do you build a house with playing cards
Start a Club
Win their hearts
Give them tools and Spades
Pay them with diamonds
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I tried asking some beavers to build me a house...
But they don't give a dam.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
How did the pessimist build his house
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I want to build a giant Robin Williams inspired house
I just hope I can afford the Morkage payment.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
I threw a party tor all the workers who helped build my house. The door guy showed up late...
...but he really knew how to make an
entrance.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
My construction company failed after a competitor started a viscous rumor that I build houses without a foundation
It was a baseless accusation
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︎ Jan 01 2019
How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?
iglooed it!
Bonus joke:
And he did it all by his elf!
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︎ Aug 21 2019
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
"How does a penguin build its house?"
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︎ Dec 14 2020
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
How does a penguin build it's house?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
How does a penguin build their house?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
How does a penguin builds its house?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
How does a penguin build itβs house?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
How does an eskimo build his house ?
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︎ May 30 2020
How does a penguin build itβs house?
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︎ May 01 2020
What did the mouse use to build his house?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Jan 04 2019
How does a penguin build it's house
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︎ Oct 29 2019
How does a penguin build itβs house?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
How does a snowman build his house?
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︎ Feb 10 2020
How does a penguin build itβs house?
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︎ Nov 18 2019
How does a penguin build itβs house?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
How does a snowman build his house?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
How does a penguin build itβs house?
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︎ Nov 03 2019
How does a penguin build itβs house?
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︎ Nov 07 2019
How does a penguin build itβs house?
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︎ Oct 28 2019
How does a penguin build itβs house?
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︎ Sep 17 2018
I once tried asking some beavers to help me build my house...
But they just donβt give a dam.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
How does a penguin build its house?
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What does a mouse build its house out of?
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︎ Aug 08 2019
How does a penguin build it's house?
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︎ Apr 23 2019
How does a penguin build his house?
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︎ Mar 27 2019
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