Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).

The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.

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It’s weird that my sister and brother both became physicians.

Yeah, they’re a real pair o’ docs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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If you have a half-brother or sister your dad is a magician.

They saw people in half all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What do you call a brother and sister who marry eachother for financial gain.

An incestment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mentalman92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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My brother and sister is going through a bit of an identity crisis.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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I have two brothers that live here and I do have one sister as well...

she’s abroad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteFox80085
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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The Vice President, his brother, his wife, and their three children were all short on cash so they went to their local church for help. The preacher said he couldn’t spot that many people but pointed them to someone wealthier, who could: Sister Mary.

β€œSIX Pence? Nun the richer.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howardstackhouse
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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My brother and sister were talking about food a few minutes ago.

My sister asked if we ever had shepherd's pie. I told her, "No, but every so often I cook 'matterdaddy.'" She walks off while shaking her head.

My brother doesn't get it and asks, "Matterdaddy? Matterdaddy? What the heck is a matterdaddy?"

I immediately respond with "Nothing. What's a matter with you?"

He groaned loudly and my sister just responds with "You're such a sucker for falling for that."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alf-was-here
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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My sister is expecting twins. My brother in law got her real good at dinner.

Brother in law, "you know our twins have already said their first words?" Sister, "Oh?" Brother in law: "Yeah... we're hungry, fetus!"

... I think there was even groaning in the uterus...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManChildMusician
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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My sister in law dad joked my brother!

Brother to his wife: "Colleen" just called, Sister in law: "What was she Colleen for?"

Laughter ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trenton00
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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Brother-in-law dad joked my sister

My sister: We were out of brown sugar so I used sugar and molasses. Brother-in-law: How did the moles feel about that?

He then proceeded to laugh like a maniac when I groaned loudly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_pathetic_owl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2014
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I'm in a group text with my sister, brother, and dad. I think he just discovered puns. imgur.com/a/732UL
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πŸ‘€︎ u/itstheblitzgun
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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I was at the zoo this summer with my sister and brother-in-law, and we started discussing what type of dog they wanted to get for their daughter.

Sister: "I'm really thinking of a shih tzu."

Brother-in-law: "I don't know, I think it's a pretty good zoo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawshoowa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2014
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Whenever my dad talks about how well his brother and sister did in college...

"Your aunt graduated Magna Cum Laude, your uncle graduated Summa Cum Laude, and I graduated Thank You Laudy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darthclader
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2013
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