A list of puns related to "Brighton, Ontario"
I've got my own car and can travel a bit if I need to. I want to find an LGS or playgroup with a focus on EDH (I don't really play any other formats).
Saw this little guy (or girl) at Presqu'ile Provincial Park last week. It was about the size of a chickadee, or maybe even smaller.
The bird was far away, so I didn't get any up-close shots of him. Hopefully they are good enough to identify him with!
Please help! Thank you :)
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Early 20s couple. Living in Northern Ontario. Looking to sell and settle debts and move. Debated a few places and really like the appeal of Brighton, not IN London, yet close, decent job prospects (for me, programmer .net c# etc etc), english as first language, would have also considered Norway, Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Denmark etc.
Just looking for some general information as we are just starting down this potential path.
Cheers.
Happy New Year! With that, the deadline for municipalities to opt out of the NY Marijuana Regulation & Taxation Act (MRTA) has now passed. Here's where things are right now.
First, understand that there are two things that municipalities can choose to opt out of:
A local government that has opted out of one or both may opt in at any time, but once they're in, they're in for good. Many municipalities are opting for a "wait and see" approach, but some are going for it.
If they do nothing / fail to affirmatively opt-out by the deadline, they are opted in by default. It looks like a decent number of municipalities did this.
A last minute update that has me excited: Fairport has opted in. All the way in. (Note that this is just the village, Perinton has opted out for now).
Here's where Monroe County municipalities appear to be at, as of the deadline:
Municipality | Dispensaries | Consumption Sites | Notes |
---|---|---|---|
Brighton | Yes? (by default) | Yes? (by default) | |
Brockport | Yes | Yes | |
Chili | No | No | |
Churchville | No | No | |
Clarkson | No | No | |
East Rochester (town) | Yes? (by default) | Yes? (by default) | |
East Rochester (village) | Yes? (by default) | Yes? (by default) | |
Fairport | Yes | Yes | |
Gates | No | No | |
Greece | No | No | |
Hamlin | No | No | |
Henrietta | Yes | No | |
Hilton | No | No | |
Honeoye Falls | Yes? (by default) | Yes? (by default) | |
Irondequoit | Yes | Yes | |
Mendon | No | No | |
Ogden | No | No | |
Parma | Yes? (by default) | Yes? (by default) | |
Penfield | Yes | No | |
Perinton | No | No | |
Pittsford (town) | No | No | |
Pittsford (village) | No | No | Referendum to be held in February |
Riga | No | No | |
Rochester | Yes | Yes | |
Rush | Yes? (by default) | Yes? (by default) | |
Scottsville | No | No | |
Spencerport | Yes? (by default) | Yes? (by default) | |
Sweden | No | No | Attempt being made to hold a referendum |
Webster (town) | No | No | |
Webster (village) | No | No | |
Wheatland | Yes | Yes |
I'm not 100% sure about all of the defaults. I tried to confirm via press releases, news, and town board minutes for confirmations, but I may have missed some. Some of these towns have really bad websites!
Some other near-Monroe County spots of interest (not comprehensive, just a few of the largest and nearest towns in neighboring counties):
County | Municipality | Dispensaries | Consumption Sites |
---|---|---|---|
Livingston | Geneseo | No | No |
Wayne | Macedon | Yes? (by default) | Yes? (by default) |
Wayne | Palmyra | Yes | Yes |
Ontario | Canan |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
https://rapidgator.net/folder/6392174/Oasis%201994%20flac.html
Oasis 1995 - 30 bootlegs ( FLAC)
https://rapidgator.net/folder/6392294/Oasis%201995%20flac.html
Oasis 1996 - 31 bootlegs ( FLAC)
https://rapidgator.net/folder/6392531/Oasis%201996%20flac.html
1993 - Signal Radio Sessions, Chesire (first ever Slide Away, Live Forever radio) [FLAC]
1993-00-00 - Oasis - Definitely Maybe Demos (MickDude)
1993-00-00 - Oasis - Whatever Demos (MickDude Remaster)
1993-xx-xx - Real People Studios, Liverpool, England [Demos]
1994-03-24 - 100 Club, London [FLAC]
1994-04-07 Glasgow, Tramway [flac]
1994-05-07 Windsor, Old Trout [flac]
1994-05-13 London, Maida Vale Studios [fm] [flac]
1994-06-11 Preston, Avenham Park Festival [dat] [flac]
1994-06-13-Glasgow-flac_L4E
1994-07-31 T in the park
1994-08-13 - Hultsfred Festival, Hultsfred, Sweden (.Slide Away. Silver Pressed) [SB, FLAC]
1994-08-18 - MTV Most Wanted, Camden Studios, London, England
1994-08-18 London, Astoria [flac]
1994-08-21 - Borderline Club, Orange Yard, Charing Cross Road, London, UK (Silver Pressed CD .Was There Then.) [SB, FLAC]
1994-08-30 London, Virgin Megastore [flac]
1994-09-02 Stockholm, Gino [flac]
1994-09-14 - Nagoya Club Quattro, Tokyo, Japan (Silver CD .Gig Forever.) [Day 1, AUD, Remaster, FLAC]
1994-09-15 - Nagoya Club Quattro, Tokyo, Japan [Day 2, AUD, FLAC]
1994-09-16 - Nagoya Club Quattro, Tokyo, Japan [Day 3, AUD, FLAC]
1994-09-18 Tokyo, Quattro [flac]
1994-09-23 Seattle, Moe's Cafe [flac]
1994-09-26 San Francisco, Bottom of the hill [flac]
1994-09-29 Los Angeles, The Whiskey [flac]
1994-10-14 Minneapolis, Uptown Bar [flac]
1994-10-19 - Acoustic Session, Sunrise Records, Toronto, Ontario AUD
1994-10-19 - Acoustic Session, Sunrise Records, Toronto, Ontario [Acoustic]
1994-10-19 Toronto, Lee's Palace [alternative recording] [flac]
1994-10-19 Toronto, Lee's Palace [flac]
1994-10-29 New York, Wetlands [sb] [flac]
1994-11-02 - Top Live Session [from Promo CD]
1994-11-16 Stockholm, Palladium [dat] [flac]
1994-11-23 Frankfurt, Batchkapp [dat] [flac]
1994-11-25 Amsterdam, Paradiso [flac]
1994-11-28 BrΓΌssel, Botanieve [dat] [flac]
1994-12-01 Sheffield, Octagon
... keep reading on reddit β‘Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
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