A list of puns related to "Brandon, Suffolk"
How?? Especially after he technically committed treason by marrying Henry's sister, a royal princess, without his consent.
What do you think he'd have thought of the drama of King Henry as it happened in real time?
So I have a wild idea. Iβve been watching The Tudors TV show and am a huge Game of Thrones fan. By the time someone answers this I may very well have finished it, but it seems our dear Duke of Suffolk has been spiraling through the third season. Think about the two worlds colliding, a mix of history and fantasy, the Dragon Queen sought to aid England when King Henry VIII has alienated his other options and the three dragons are seen as a key defense. Perhaps the two realms can help each other achieve what they desire, and in that the Kingβs advisor and the rightful Queen of the seven kingdoms find solace in one another.
Full of potential for angst, turmoil, conflict between realms, slow burn (or not) romance and two characters that deserve the love of another non judging and unconditional. Iβm a literate writer, length isnβt important to me as far as my partner goes but I do write in third person/past tense. Iβm just extremely curious in how this pairing would go and would love to explore it. Discord is my go to but Iβd be willing to explore other platforms. PM me for more information.
Hi everyone!
I'm an "older" guy, 31, who only played a little bit of AD&D 2nd almost a decade ago. I've not done any tabletops since.
I'm available most weekends, and looking for... honestly, any tabletop (though I would prefer D&D). I'd rather not be a murder hobo, but we all have to start somewhere.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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