Whats Brad Pitts’ middle name?

Arm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aussiefrzz16
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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My son came up to me today

My son came up to me and said, β€œcan I have a bookmark?” I started crying, 10 years and he still doesn’t know my name is brad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swannyboy13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Dadjoked my girlfriend about Brad Pitt

Girlfriend: Did you see that photograph of Brad Pitt's brother?

Me: No I didn't, is his first name Arm?

Cue her laughing at my lameness. Let's hope my ability at dad jokes convince her I'll be a good father to her children someday.

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