I have a phobia of bow and arrows
The thought of them makes me quiver
what do you call a person that uses a violin bow to shoot an arrow?
violint
Why should you never use a bow and arrow to fight?
There’s just too many drawbacks.
I went camping and one night, a bear ate through my arrow holster. Luckily, my bow and arrows are still intact.
I'm not sure where the bear went, so I'm now quivering in my boots.
You should buy a bow and arrow.
it's worth a shot.
A friend told me their daughter is saving up to buy a bow and arrow, and my friend is supportive of this.
I said "That's quite Brave".
I was gonna try out archery
But theres too many drawbacks
Why did all the Native Americans leave Oklahoma?
Broken Arrow, Broken Bow, Nowata,
My wife made the dadjoke
We bought my son a bungee bow and arrow for his birthday.
He wanted something to practice his accuracy with so he asked, "I wonder where you can buy a bull's eye?"
Without missing a beat my wife answered, "Target."
A great groaning was made by all.
Dad joked my girlfriend on Christmas
My girlfriend was back home visiting her family during Christmas and our conversation goes as followed:
GF: I just shot a bow and arrow!
Me: What'd you shoot it at?
GF: A target!
Me: It's a good thing they are closed today so nobody got hurt..
