My roommate got me good with some farm humor.. .

My roommate and I driving through the country and we see a farmer tilling his field. To each other we sat.. Me: "you till that field " Roommate :" you till it who's boss"

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📅︎ Jul 16 2015
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Getting Tips at Work

I work at a "field house" before home football games, serving beer n' what not, and a large chunk of what I make is off of tips that come in envelopes. As I pick my envelope of tips up I hear a jingle of coins inside of the envelope. Dramatically I stop and stare at my boss,

"Everything okay?" - boss

"Yeah everything is fine, I just didn't expect this much change in my life."

The surrounding co-workers groaned at the joke, but as I am leaving a lone drunkard walks up to me, gives me a high five, and congratulates me on fatherhood.

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📅︎ Oct 25 2014
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