The New Order: Last Days of Europe
v1.2.0 βToolbox Theoryβ
Major Additions
- Entirely reworked the economy mechanic, including but not limited to production, construction, and trade
- New laws menu, adjusted to TT changes (remade into smaller rectangles and with added sliders about policies effectiveness)
- Added a Foreign Policy mechanic to all Superpowers
- Added Proxy Conflicts to the Philippines, West Africa, the Maho campaign, Congo, Angola, Madagascar, Gazaland, and Malaysia
- Added the Oil Crisis conflicts, South Africa, the Iberian Wars, the Iranian Civil War, and the Indonesian Civil War to the Foreign Policy mechanic
- Added in new buildings and satisfaction and coverage mechanics for them
- Implemented over 100 subideologies for all ideologies
- Reworked the World Tension meter
- Reworked the Industry Research Tab
- Implemented a new Policy Effectiveness mechanic, denoting the effectiveness of a nationβs laws
- Reworked Long Yun content, and facelifted Lu Han content
- Added several new mechanics to Long Yun and Lu Han
- Added new endings to the Western Insurrection
- Rework and content expansion for Kaya
- Added a shared bills mechanic for all Japan PMs
- Order 44 has been heavily reworked
- Iberia now has a new, reworked economic tree
- Added a wartime and post-war devastation mechanic to the English Civil War
- Added wartime focus trees to the English Civil War
- Reworked pre-war trees to the English gov't and HMMLR
- Added 100 days of content to Arthur Chesterton's England and David Stirling's England
- Facelifted SBA content across the board, including a new collapse and facelifted mechanics
- Facelifted Burgundyβs content, including new mechanics and a new AI Collapse scenario, with unique responses for Germany and America
- Added a new Arcade Mode feature for completed campaigns
- Added a mechanic between America, Collaborationist England and Germany to determine which faction England joins
- Bennett has received a major facelift, rethinking how he personally feels about the Civil Rights Act and changing his foreign tree to establish the "Community of Free Nations"
- Reworked Brazil's Military trees, expanding the Sorbonne elections and adding two hardliner paths
- Totally facelifted the Comintern mechanic to no longer consist solely of spam for economic investment
- Added uranium deposits to the world map
Minor Additions
- Added Scotland and Norway to the country select screen
- Igor Shafarevich is now a wholesome c
This is part two of my list of birthdays of TNO characters.
Enjoy!
TNO Character Birthdays: Part One (July-December)
July 1: Seyni KountchΓ© (1931)
July 2: Alec Douglas-Home (1903) and Patrice Lumumba (1925)
July 3: Jure FrancetiΔ (1912)***
July 4: Albert Hertzog (1899)
July 5: Henri VI d'OrlΓ©ans (1908)
July 6: Meredith Thomas (1892), LΓ‘dΓ²kΓ¨ AkΓntα»ΜlΓ‘ (1910) and Tenzin Gyatso, 14th Dali Lama (1935)
July 7: Tadamichi Kuribayashi (1891)***, Mikhail Kovalyov (1897) and Vladimir Kirpichnikov (1903)***
July 8: Nelson Rockefeller (1908)
July 9: Hasan II (1929)
July 10: Werner Best (1903) and Jaba Ioseliani (1926)
July 11: Harald von Hirschfeld (1912)***
July 12: Pyotr Lomako (1904)
July 13: Franz Anton Basch (1901)***
July 14: Ante PaveliΔ (1889-1959)
July 15: SeΓ‘n Lemass (1899), Veli Kayum-Khan (1904), Mikhail II Romanov (1920) and Mohamed Choukri (1935)
July 16: Karl Chmielewski (1903)
July 17: Dumitru DΔmΔceanu (1896) and Yuriy Krylov (1926)
July 18: Kido KΕichi (1889), Nelson Mandela (1918), John Glenn (1921) and Hellmut von Leipzig (1921)
July 19: George McGovern (1922)
July 20: Pavel Sudoplatov (1907)
July 21: Viktor Boychenko (1925)
July 22: Arthur Seyss-Inquart (1892)***
July 23: Hermann KreΓ (1895)*** and Marcel Alessandri (1895)
July 24: Asadollah Alam (1919)
July 25: Vasily Shukshin (1929)
July 26: Albert Forster (1902)***
July 27: Andrey Fedosyutkin (1913)
July 28: Ramsey Muir Withers (1930) and Jack Vance (1933)
July 29: Benito Mussolini (1883-1953)
July 30: Ivan Fedyuninsky (1900)
July 31: Fatimah Jinah (1893)
August 1: Hans-Joachim "Hajo" Herrmann (1913)
August 2: Ilya Starinov (1900) and George Habash (1926)
August 3: Jonas Savimbi (1934)
August 4: Adolf Heusinger (1897)
August 5: Harold Holt (1908), Henri Grouès (1912) and Manuel Pinto da Costa (1937)*
August 6: Sergey Bessonov (1892)*** and Aleksander Burba (1918)
August 7: Igor Sakharov (1912) and Nikolai Dushin (1921)
August 8: Paul Ludwig Ewald von Kleist (1881-1954), Karl Lennart Oesch (1892) and Alija IzetbegoviΔ (1925)
August 9: SΕkichi Takagi (1893)
August 10: Herbert Hoover (1874)
August 11: Konstantin Rodzeavsky (1907)***
August 12: Mohammad Hatta (1902)
August 13: Ivan Serov (1905), Said bin Taimur (1910), Fidel Castro (1926) and Hissène Habré (1942)*
August 14: Alexander Altunin (1921)
August 15: Sergey Taboritsky (1897)
August 16: Menachem Begin (1913) and Bakhtiyar Vahabzadeh (1925)
August 17: Marc
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
[Removed]
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
