I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubricants were.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joscarbuck
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2022
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A woman walks up to a librarian and asks, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's dogs and SchrΓΆdinger's cat?"

β€œIt rings a bell but I don’t know whether it’s here or not.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KBDFan42
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2022
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Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone in the library and I couldn’t figure out what was going on-

But then IT hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan63
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2022
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A whole lot of books just fell on my head.

I have only my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2022
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia.

She whispered, "they're right behind you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlmostSane67
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov.

She said she’d have to check to be sure, but that the name rang a bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Severe-Draw-5979
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2022
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A man goes to a library and asks for books on paranoia

The librarian whispers "They're right behind you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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Load of books just fell on me

I've only got my shelf to blame

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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I had a bunch of books fall on me

I only have my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheezeturds
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I put one too many books on my bookshelf, didn't look first to see if it could hold them and they all came crashing down.

Turns out you should check your shelf before you wreck your shelf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philboyd_Studge
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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I asked a librarian if they had any books on 'Different noise levels'.

The librarian said "Sure!! What volume would you like?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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A bunch of books fell on me yesterday, but I couldn’t find anyone at fault in the accident.

I only have my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/backalleywillie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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After a bad diy project, a load of books fell on my head.

I have only my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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The other day a bunch of books fell down on my head.

I guess I only have my shelve to blame!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lodiman77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on constipation.

She said, "It comes out in a week or two."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2021
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Why should you not rely on math books for help?

They already have a lot of problems.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2021
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I asked the librarian where I needed to look for books on difficult births

She said I had to go to the 'C' section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RRatty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2021
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A man walks into the library and asks, "Do you have any books on poor eyesight."

"NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on orthography.

She said, "Spelling?"

I said, "O...R...T...H...O..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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I went into the local library and asked if they had any books on the Titanic...

"Oh yes, quite a few." the librarian said.

"Sorry to hear that!" I said laughing. "They'll all be ruined by now!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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A man died today when a pile of books fell on him

He only had his shelf to blame

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I asked the library women of there are any books on the Titanic

She said they might have been damaged, wet and moldy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Customer: Do you have any books on turtles?

Store owner: Hard cover?

Customer: Yes, with little heads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvz32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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What kind of books grow on trees?

Apple MacBooks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StupidRedditorBTW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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My son spends all of his money on comic books

I keep telling him he has issues

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netcharge0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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On the subject of books, I also read one about the ocean.

It was pretty deep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Top news story today: A man dies when a pile of books lands on him.

Police say, he had only his shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ystrday_tmrw_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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Me at the bookstore: Do you have any books on turtles?

Cashier: Hard back?

Me: yea, with little heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OppositeWolf770
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I'm selling books on how to avoid saying the wrong thing and getting into fights.

Who wants some?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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A guy goes into a library and asks about books on premature ejaculation. The librarian tells him the book is checked out til next week.

The guy comes in the next day looking for the books again but quickly apologizes. Sorry I came early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark503
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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Dad walking into bookstore. "Do you have any books on Turtles?"

Worker: "Hardback?"

Dad: "Yeah, with little heads."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Do you know the worst part about books on rock climbing?

Too many cliffhangers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoodieninja86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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Coming to theaters: the thrilling tale of a man who ate biographical books instead of turkey on Thanksgiving.

Baste on a true story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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Books on tape imgur.com/GHcIia1
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πŸ‘€︎ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2014
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My son was looking for books on dinosaurs..

So I asked the librarian to suggest a good author.

"Try Sarah Topps" she said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I walked into a bookstore the other day and asked the clerk if they had any books on turtles.

Worker: "Hard back?"

Me: "Yeah, with little heads."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZappBrannigansLaw
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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A whole lot of books just fell on my head.

I have only my shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2021
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on Pavlov.

She said she’d have to check to be sure, but that the name rang a bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Severe-Draw-5979
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2022
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Library patron: Do you sell any books on paranoia?

Librarian: They’re right behind you!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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So I asked the librarian where were the books on paranoia?

"Right behind you." She whispered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I asked the librarian where the books on paranoia are kept.

She whispered "They're right behind you".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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I asked the librarian where the books on engine lubrication were located.

She said they were in the non-friction section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I asked the librarian if books on paranoia were available.

She look up and whispered, β€œThey’re right behind you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateKid84Fan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on Noise Reduction Levels

She said "Sure, what volume ?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Do you have any books on turtles?

"Hard back?"

Yes, and with little heads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flameboy42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I’m selling books on how to avoid getting into fights by saying the wrong thing.

Who wants some?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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A man went into a library and asked, "Do you have any books on shelving?"

The librarian said, "Yes, all of them!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Ξ‘ man fell into a coma today when a pile of books landed on his head.

The authorities report that the man had only his shelf to blame.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Do you have any books on turtles?

Hardback?

Yes, with little legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rigdomna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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