So while investigating the Dreamliner, Boeing kept finding problems.
Sounds like a nightmare to me
Since this is a “Nana” tree (common name for Juniperus Procumens Green Mountain Juniper bonsai), it was suggested I have a “ba”. Therefore, since the stock ticker for Boeing is BA, I bought a toy 787. That means there is now a “banana” on the counter.
Can you believe that Boeing is going to start building planes out of cardboard to save money?!
We can’t just let things like this fly!
Did you know the Boeing 747 contains about 6 million parts?
I dont like flying planes, its boeing
My friend said Boeing gave her a scholarship
I told her they gave her a scholarplane
What's a Boeing employee's favorite time of day?
I broke my Boeing 737MAX...
Now it has to wear an MCAST.
Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?
All Boeing Max 8's are grounded
Until they think about what they've done
I wanna hear your best airplane puns.
What planes were designed from pogo sticks?
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
They should make the 737 more interesting
What sound does an aircraft make when it hits the ground?
My wife plays violin. I used to play trumpet. Last night we talked aviation.
My wife plays violin and her first rehearsal with a new orchestra is near. She had access to an electronic copy of the music, but wondered whether the orchestra would distribute paper copies at the rehearsal. For orchestras, the section leaders decide when everyone's bows will be moving up vs. down and annotate the music accordingly. Copies of the annotated music are distributed to the players. As a trumpet player who's never needed that kind of annotation, I've always been able to use the originals.
Wife: "String players never play from the originals because we have bowings."
Me: "And wind players have Airbuses!"
Wife: "That joke was just plane awful."
I don't get airplane jokes
They go right over my head
What happened to a male plane when it saw a female plane?
"Hey son, would you like to watch the airplane take off?"
What did they name the company who makes rubber planes?
What did the rubber plane say when it hit the ground?
I never know what to do during long flights...
... they're just so Boeing
What do you call a flying person?
I have decided to retire as a pilot
So my boyfriend asked what time it was...
I said, "7:47."
it took me a while to get it what he meant when he said, "Wow, how time flies!"
Did you hear who's bouncing back?
What sound does an airplane make when it bounces while landing?
What sound does a bouncing plane make ?
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
What sound does a 747 airplane make when it bounces?
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
What noise does a 747 make when it bounces?
What sound does a 747 make when it crash lands ?
What sound does an airplane bouncing up and down in turbulence make?
What sound does a plane make when it bounces?
What does a 737-800 sound like when it bounces during touch down?
What sound does a 777 make as it lands?
What sound does a rubber airplane make?
What sound does a plane make when it bounces?
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