Black Pink Puns

It really came out of the purple.

A teacher asked her class to use the word "definitely" in a sentence. "The sky is definitely blue." said one girl. The teacher responded, "The sky can also be black or red or even pink." Another kid raised his hand, "The grass is definitely green." The grass could also be brown." Then little Johnny raised his hand. "Yes Johnny." "Are farts solid?" The teacher taken aback by his question answers anyways, "No Johnny but how is that relavent?" "Well I definitely pooped my pants!"

Back when I was in high school, I dated this black girl. A little backstory: I'm white. Anyway, I was with my dad and my uncle, and my uncle made some borderline-racist comment about the black girlfriend, to which my father shrugged and replied, "Eh. They're all pink on the inside."