Bird Attack Puns

A list of puns related to "Bird Attack"

I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

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👤︎ u/nutsacktetherball
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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👤︎ u/cyclopropagative
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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Gave the wife the bird with this one.

Me- I got rid of the crows that attacked the dog today. I took them to a concert.

Wife- What?

Me- I got 3 of them. I was counting crows....

Wife- stop.

Me- yeah I think I murdered that joke...

Wife- please stop.

Me- looks like I’m eating crow on this one... Wife from the other room- omg are you done yet!?

Me- I’m giving you the bird right now! You humor sucks!

Wife- lol! You are an idiot!

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👤︎ u/Yeoshua82
📅︎ Dec 23 2019
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