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Hi! I'm not sure this is allowed, but I made a Steve Rogers Bingo event if anyone wanted to join

I went to bingo with a group of cousins the night before Thanksgiving, a tradition of many years that used to include our mothers and aunts, all of whom have since passed. We were remarking on how sophisticated the game has gotten based on our 45-plus-year recollection.

It used to be played on hard cardboard-like cards, you used pennies as markers, the caller had a round hopper with a handle to turn it, and the numbered balls popped out and were placed in a corresponding spot on a board next to the caller. When a bingo was achieved, a worker, overlooked by one or two volunteers from the players, would call back the numbers on the winning player's card. The winner was paid, the pennies were swept back into a container, and all was repeated for the next game. And the players were almost always 100% female, never any males. Cash prizes of maybe $5 to $10 were given.

My mom, who we're convinced was some kind of mathematical idiot savant, would play 52 cards (that's not a typo - fifty-two). By the third or fourth bingo game, she would have the positions of the numbers on her cards memorized and would read her Harlequin romance book in between called numbers. I remember sitting next to her with my measly six cards and she would often look over and say - you missed one on that upper right card -- when in fact, I hadn't yet looked at that card as I scanned the others for the number. She had finished her 52 cards and was still able to check on mine!

So, over the years, the bingo system has evolved. Eventually, an electrical machine was used to pop out the numbers, followed shortly later by an electrical display board that lit up the number when the ball was placed in the corresponding spot on the board by the caller. There is also a timer that dings when it is time to call the next number to assure consistency. There's nothing more wrath-provoking than a caller who calls too fast or two slow.

To this was soon added cameras trained on the machine that displayed the numbers on TV monitors as they popped up. Colored, clear circles with a metal edge were used in place of pennies with a magnetic wand to sweep them off the cards and back into the container. Paper sheets replaced the hard cards, and ink-filled daubers with a sponge tip replaced the pennies and magnetic disks. The numbers on the paper sheets are programmed into the system so that when a bingo is achieved, the caller only has to plug in the identifying numbers and a display with the sheet a

Event ends tomorrow at 10:00 game time, but you can't enter bingo before 11, so you can't do it throughout the day tomorrow. However, at 00:00 game time it will be opened for 10 minutes and it will count towards Thursday. So the last runs will be at that time, make sure you do all 3 between 00:00-00:10 game time if you are able to (4 AM EST... safe to say I'm not doing it)

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Hi all, I know my episode aired on GSN some time in April of 2008, back when the show was still hosted by Patrick Duffy. I competed against a guy who had four graduate degrees (I was introduced as being the princess as a “Medieval-themed restaurant”), but I don’t remember his name. I’m pretty sure I wore an orange shirt. My name is Barrie Linberg. I’ve been trying to find this episode for 12 years! Thanks for your help. ❤️

I believe that the men's equality movement and recent feminism are taking us backwards and that we should be looking at gender roles as something that can actually be resolved.

I believe women have not faced gender roles as much as men, and that people should be allowed to do whatever they want.

I believe that the "gender bingo game" is nothing more than a tool used by the patriarchy to make women feel inferior.

I believe that feminism is doing more good than harm.

I believe that we should all try to be better for everyone.

I believe that my beliefs are not my right to tell others how I feel.

I believe that if a group of people are treated poorly simply on the basis of gender, then that is something that is acceptable and should just be the natural way to do things.

I believe that the current state of feminism around the world is damaging to our planet, and I believe that it's only doing good things when it helps the people it wants to help.

I believe that feminism is not only damaging, it's downright dangerous.

Hello BadEcon. We all know that humans are horses. But did you know that:

Countries are automakers.

The planet is a village.

Countries are bingo players.

China is a mean robot.

Humans (and corporations) are tigers at the zoo.

Humans (and the government) are cages.

Free trade is disarmament.

The TTP is an arranged marriage.

Raising the minimum wage is like putting a hosue on stilts.

Australia is a Spider Monkey, America is an Elephant, the EU is a herd of Zebras, the global economy is a sinking ship, and the sea is fiat currency.

Economics is Freudian psychology.

Economics is the science of Chess.

The economy is a garden.

The economy is a giant brain.

The economy is a cake.

The economy is a heroin addict.

[The economy is a giant household.](https://www.reddit.c

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

Was I a bad person? Sometimes I did do things to get the attention of my parents, but I was only a child. A lonely bullied one. I may have had a short temper, but I didn't use it for evil. The junkie that dared even try touch my sister deserved the broken arm. I even paid my dues with the 3 months in juvie I got slammed in.  I don't deserve this. This fucking bullshit debt. How many more nights of this till I can pay my classes.

Max sat numbly on a metal foldable chair. The area long since dead of the booming audience that once yelled from their rows of seats. Under his boots was the sand of the makeshift arena the organizers set in place, his boss. Speaking of the sleazy scumbag.

"Oy! The fuck yah still doin' here boy! Event over." The man spoke as one of his call girls hovered by his side. The Christian definition of sloth couldn't be enough to describe him. A gluttonous man, with sausage fingers tightly clasped under a ring on every finger, he stood on italian leather shoes. The powdery sand barely holding under his weight as his feet sunk.

"It's the end of the week and I did my required quota of matches."

Max didn't say more. His bloodied knuckles already hurt enough from his latest match to bother with the extra details. He knew the fatty knows what he wants. What he earned through blood and sweat.

"Oh yeah, your check." he chuckled. Vibrations rippled off the fat folds of his meaty neck and body. With a yelp from the woman, he firmly squeezed her ass.

"Here you go. The amount you earned."

A coffee stained envelope was tossed upon Max's lap. Checking the contents as the boss fiddled with his plaything, he was furious to find not even 2/3 of the money promised.

"Where's the rest." He asked with clenched teeth. Almost grinding them in anger.

Semi angry himself with being taken out of his horny stupor, he looked back at Max's sight. Not with bravery, but with blinding greed.

"Still in the safe. You barely made a show of that match. The crowd was bored out their minds from just watching that pathetic display of fighting."

Max wanted to argue. Every bone in his body wished to sink his fist into that chubby face. What did he know about how to fight? Had be fought for his right to sit at the school lunch table? Did he disarm prisoners trying to stab him with a shank? Does he fight everyday in underground boxing arenas to live a second life in school? Constantly plagued by college debt? NO!

Max took a deep breath. His boss was already walki

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Continuing with the tradition I started last year (which you can check here, and see how the meta has evolved); I am going to recommend purchases for Black Friday this year as well. This will be divided into 2 sections, crystal purchases and money purchases. So without further ado, let's dive in.

Crystal Purchases

Crystal purchases will mainly focus on uniforms, because mostly people save up crystals to pick up uniforms during Black Friday for the sweet 50% discount instead of the usual 40% one. This section is divided into 2 areas; primary and secondary recommendations.

A few notes:

1. If you're using this post a purchase guide, note that you probably shouldn't buy the uniforms if you're not going to build the character all the way to Tier-3 / Transcend Potential. With more than two-fifths of the roster being able to advance to the next tier, not investing in characters with a good kit is a waste.
2. Conversely, buying uniforms for/building characters that do not have a 6th skill is also a waste (barring an exception or two), since there's no way they can compete with the meta.
3. CTP recommendations are my personal opinion; feel free to agree/disagree with me and explain why so I can improve this post even further.

A. Primary recommendations:

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

The OP was a bit outdated, but heres a more comprehensive guide to Wangan Midnight for beginners - Any questions posted on the game which are listed below will be removed. FAQ at bottom. If i have missed anything, post it and I'll add it asap

Max power 840HP Unlocked via story: fully unlocked upon completing mission 79 assuming you don't fail any mission. (59 for WMMT5dx but only 830HP) DOING THE SAME MISSION OVER AND OVER DOES NOT PROGRESS YOUR TUNING

Yellow Tachometer: 100 story missions in a row without losing. Finishing story is no longer a requirement, just 100 in a row without losing. WMMT5DX 60 Missions in a row from beginning of story to end without failing (has to be from beginning to end so if you fail half way through story, you have to finish the story run and start again). Also, each tacho is a checkpoint so if you do fail after receiving one, you only need to complete your story run again (example, so if you fail at example story 101, you don't need to do 200 stories again, just 100 to unlock the next).

Red Tachometer: After unlocking Yellow tacho 100 story missions in a row without losing. WMMT5DX 60 Missions in a row from beginning of story to end without failing after unlocking Yellow tacho (has to be from beginning to end so if you fail half way through story, you have to finish the story run and start again).

Blue Tachometer: After unlocking Red tacho 100 story missions in a row without losing. WMMT5DX 60 Missions in a row from beginning of story to end without failing after unlocking Blue tacho (has to be from beginning to end so if you fail half way through story, you have to finish the story run and start again).

Carbon Tachometer: After unlocking Blue tacho 100 story missions in a row without losing. WMMT5DX 60 Missions in a row from beginning of story to end without failing after unlocking Yellow tacho (has to be from beginning to end so if you fail half way through story, you have to finish the story run and start again).

WMMT 6 pro metre: After unlocking carbon tachometer 100 story missions in a row without losing. WMMT5DX N/A

There are 5 more meters after the pro meter, again 100 story missions each in a row WMMT5DX N/A

Different nameplate: Only unlockable on certain events hosted officially by Namco (Online championship, Name rival bingo or other region ghost events, all limited time events, Wangan navigator scratch cards [N/A for 5DX]).

Terminal Backgrounds return stamps to