Billie Worley Puns

Follow up post to my initial one, highlighting recent serial killers who were active in the United States during the 2010s. You may recognize a few names on here, but many of these cases are very little-known. I hope you all find this one just as interesting!

Part 1:https://www.reddit.com/r/serialkillers/comments/q4z369/20_fascinating_serial_killers_of_the_2010s_part_1/

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-James Worley: Toledo, OH area serial killer who is suspected in a series of sexually motivated murders of at least 7 women and teenage girls from 1980 to 2016. He lived in a farmhouse on a rural property outside of Toledo, and 4 of the victims were found in fields and ditches within just a few miles of his home. The body of one suspected victim was never found, and two more were left deposited along fence lines in Toledo, one of which was found just down the street from where Worley worked at the time. Curiously, two of the victims were left totally nude, but were still wearing their tennis shoes when found. While suspected of at least 7, Worley is convicted of only one murder, that of 16-year old Sierah Joughin, who was abducted while riding her bike in 2016 and later found partially buried in a corn field near Worley's home. When police searched a barn on his farm, they found a hidden room behind a stack of hay. The room was soundproofed with carpet, and traces of human blood were found inside. Multiple pairs of women's undergarments, a large refrigerator, and restraints were found in the hidden room as well. A search of Worley's truck revealed a ski mask, rope, handcuffs, and recording devices. One can only speculate how many victims he has claimed over the years.

-Aemon Presley: Small-time actor turned serial killer who committed 4 murders in Atlanta, GA in 2014. Three of the victims were homeless men who were shot, two of which were ambushed while sleeping. Detectives noticed that even after the victims were dead, Presley would reload his gun and continue to shoot their bodies. His fourth victim was a 44-year old woman who was shot to death in a parking lot while returning to her car after work. Presley claims that he didn't get a rush from this final murder like he did the others, and that combined with the expression he saw on the woman's face before shooting her made him decide to stop killing. Regardless, he was apprehended shortly after for hoppi

For those of you who may vaguely remember former Eagles, Bills and Seahawks running back, Bryce Brown, you may remember that he was traded to the Bills on May 10th, 2014. This trade spurred a tree consisting of all 32 NFL teams and 328 draft picks/players over 7 years. Yes, really. All of these picks are connected and flipped for one another. I did not include players getting traded later on in their careers. (IE Carson Wentz to the Colts) As far as I know this is the largest trade tree of its kind. Here are those picks. Enjoy the chaos.

Attached is a picture of the tree in its entirety.

Attached is a PDF version of of the tree

Bryce Brown PHI - BUF

2014 Seantrel Henderson (237) PHI - BUF

Beau Allen (224) BUF - PHI

Stevie Johnson BUF - SF

Kevin Pamphile (149) BUF - TB

2015 Gabe Wright (113) SF - BUF - PHI - DET

2014 Randell Johnson (221) TB - BUF

2015 Grady Jarrett (137) TB - BUF - MIN - ATL

2016 Daryl Worley (77) DET - PHI - CLE - CAR

Matt Cassel MIN - BUF

Tony Steward (188) MIN - BUF

2016 Alex McCallister (240) BUF - MIN - PHI

Stefon Diggs (146) ATL - MIN

Tyrus Thompson (185) ATL - MIN

2016

Carson Wentz (2) CLE - PHI

2017 Jehu Chesson (139) CLE - PHI - MIN - KC

Jack Conklin (8) MIA - PHI - CLE - TEN

Connor Cook (100) TEN - PHI - CLE - OAK

2017 Deshaun Watson (12) PHI - CLE - HOU

2018 Tyquan Lewis (64) PHI - CLE - HOU

Byron Maxwell PHI - MIA

Kiko Alonso PHI - MIA

Laremy Tunsil (13) PHI - MIA

Andy Janovich (176) CLE - TEN - DEN

Corey Coleman (15) LAR - TEN - CLE

Shon Coleman (76) LAR - TEN - CLE (2019 Trade to SF)

DeShone Kizer (52) TEN - CLE

Zack Sanchez (141) CLE - CAR

Cody Kessler (93) CAR - CLE

Derrick Kindred (129) CAR - CLE

Spencer Drango (168) CAR - CLE

Ricardo Louis (114) OAK - CLE

Jordan Payton (154) OAK - CLE

Demarco Murray PHI - TEN

Nick Kwiatkoski (113) PHI - TEN - LAR - CHI

Austin Johnson (43) PHI - LAR - TEN

Derrick Henry (45) LAR - TEN

2017 Corey Davis (5) LAR - TEN

2017 Jonnu Smith (100) LAR - TEN

Jared Goff (1) TEN - LAR

Temarrick Hemingway (177) TEN - LAR

LeShaun Sims (157) NYJ - TEN - DEN

Ryan Clady DEN - NYJ

Loc Edwards (235) LAR - HOU - DEN - NYJ

2017 DeAngelo Henderson (203) TEN - DEN

Kalan Reed (253) DEN - TEN

Pharoh Cooper (117) BUF - CHI - LAR

Michael Thomas (206) CAR - CHI - LAR

Nick Foles PHI - LAR

2015 Andrew Donnal (119) PHI - LAR

Sam Bradford LAR - PHI

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Put it on my bill

Pilot on me!!

Mathematical puns makes me number

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?

At work, I have a workstation.

edit: cheers u/cheer_up_richard

I’m stumped.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!