People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...

...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mihaaal2481
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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If there was a big enough difference in the size of my shoulders, you know what that would be?

A delta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brookesies3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Sad news: my obeese parrot died today...

But there's a big weight off my shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_AmazingAmanda_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I was about to get mugged by these guys on the street

But I saw it coming and instinctively ran. My adrenaline was pumping as they were chasing after me and I kept glancing over my shoulder and they were big guys and catching up to me! Luckily a gun shop was open, so I ran in, all the way to the back of the store and leaned against a large metal cabinet used for locking up guns. The clerk saw me and said: "Are you okay, can I help you?"

I put my hands on the cool metal of that cabinet, caught my breath and said: "Thanks. I feel safe now"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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I put the dumbbells on the rack after finishing a set of squats.

It was a big weight off my shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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1001 Dad Jokes

My brother's wife recently gave birth to a beautiful baby boy, and being a new father, my brother and dad sat down to talk. I heard my brother expressing his concerns about being a new father, and all the challenges it would bring. My dad just smiled and put his hand on my brother's shoulder, pulling out a big, goofy colored book titled '1001 Dad Jokes.' With this, my brother began to tear up. He looked at my dad and said "Dad...I'm honored." My dad, with some tears of pride in his eyes as well sniffled and said...

"Hi honored, I'm Dad."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatOneRussian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2013
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Sad news, my obese parrot has died.

However it’s a big weight off my shoulders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punyverse
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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