This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Im kind of a Big Dill. (OP, OC)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnderarmBread
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.

My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill. My wife while looking at me: -.-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessorPeterr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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You guys hear about the giant pickle?

It was kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bumtoucherr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I was driving down the interstate when I came across a sign for the world's largest pickle...

I turned at the next exit and found that there was a whole town around it.

Shops, restaurants, even churches devoted to this pickle.

When I finally found the museum holding this legendary pickle, I discovered it was closed.

Dismayed, I went back to the interstate.

I just never saw what the big dill was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Did you hear that they just broke the Guinness Record for largest pickle?

It was a real big dill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I got the chance to hold the world's largest cucumber today.

I've gotta say, it really was quite cumbersome.

When I dropped it, i thought i was in quite a pickle.

But then someone said "it's no big dill".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PencilFetish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I didn’t pay attention to what herb I bought

Turns out it was a big dill. I’m allergic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/math-pro
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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Did you hear about the new pickletown attraction?

It's a really big dill

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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My dad proved his dadness.

Me: "Why is this mustard green?"

Dad: "It's got dill in it."

Me: "Weird. Any good?"

Dad: "Yeah, it's dill-icious."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanocerous123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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While I was grilling, my son asked "can I get pickles on my burger, If it's not too much to ask?"

Me: It's not a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mwanni
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..

They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y33T-HAW
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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I once slipped on a pickle.

I'm over it now but it was a big dill at the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Mr. Pickle has a decent following on twitter...

He's kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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My friend grew the largest pickle in the world and won an award for it.

Big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxbrickem
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I had all of the local papers knocking on my door due to the size of the pickle I grew.

It's kind of a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ralph-Hinkley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I won the giant pickle competition at the state fair!

It’s kinda a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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Just got back from the state fair and saw the world's smallest pickle

It was no big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delsincameback
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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What did the McDonald’s customer say to the employee when they forgot pickles on his burger?

I don’t know how you guys can forget pickles, they are kinda a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robbi1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Pickles make great celebrities.

I guess you could say they're a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skididlydoo
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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My girlfriend got mad at me for buying the wrong kind of pickles

I said "What's the big dill?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Rosemary is brought home to new fridge.

She observes the other herbs with much interest and notes one herb stands out as the clear leader of the pack. She asks her only friend so far Marjoram who that is. Marjoram says: β€œIn here, he’s kind of a big Dill.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citizenvane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I really hate pickles.

They always think they're such a big dill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PainMagnetGaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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My friend just got a huge promotion at the pickle factory...

Turns out, he's a pretty big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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Why didnt the sweet pickle get offended?

Cuz it was no big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_roeintense_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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My wife saw me making a sandwich with pickles.

I said what's the big dill?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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Wanna hear a little pickle joke?

.....it's not that big of dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Canning pickles is a serious tradition in my family.

No really, it's a big dill.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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Tonight we grilled burgers at my parents'.

As we were each prepping our burgers, I noticed these large pickle chips that fit perfectly on a sandwich and commented on how well they work. Everyone nodded in agreement when, from the corner of the room, my dad comments, "They're kind of a big Dill".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dthomas722
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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Dad always insists on getting a pickle with his sandwich.

He says it's a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatrickKnight99
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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Did you hear about the CEO of Vlasic?

He was kind of a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaGoobergoobs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Never forget the pickle

It kind of a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrasour37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Did you hear about the giant pickle?

It’s a pretty big Dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peechykeen19
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I just won a pickle growing competition!

It's a pretty big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/37EastAsianSalads
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Have you seen the world's biggest pickle?

It's a big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I started my own pickle company

It's kinda a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Did you hear about the world's largest pickle?

It's a really big dill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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Did you hear about the popular pickle?

He's kind of a big dill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geekinpa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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