What is the best dad joke of all time?

My husband has loved dad jokes since before he became a dad, please let me know the best ones you’ve got!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth Hurty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odd_Relation6439
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2022
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People here keep saying 6:30 is the best time hands down

But I think 7:22 is almost right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

BEFORE 2:30.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Monkey_77
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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I have a friend who's a diagnosed kleptomaniac. Every time he comes over, I try to explain why I spend so much time on this subreddit, the puns in the comments are THE BEST. He never seems to get it.

It turns out he always takes things literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ericmbailey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2022
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The best time of day to eat eggs...

is at the crack of dawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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The shortest buskers on the underground keep the best time

Cuz they're metro gnomes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drone_bandit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2022
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The best time to visit the dentist is in the morning.

Most people won't make an appointment before 2:30 (tooth hurty).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erisiah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2022
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Why is summer the best time to trip?

Cause it's right before the fall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dark_truth
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2022
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What's the all-time best selling Star Wars toy?

A toy Yoda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DudleyDawson18
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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Somebody recently asked me what I thought was the best rap song of all time. . .

Fresh Prince of Belair. That ish slaps!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GHiker1979
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2022
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I thought The Cure was the best band for the longest time.

Then I heard Prevention. And I have to admit - Prevention is better than The Cure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthaditya
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2022
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Why was Jim Jones the best comedian of all time?

He had a killer punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electric_ranger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2022
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My friends not the best at bringing food to the party so he tried german food this time. I tried it.

shrugs Bratwurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Employ_3604
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2022
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Who is, basically, the best baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/letsgoblue99
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2022
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When's the best time to go to the dentist?

Two Thirty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamster_1988
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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Half past two is the best time to book a dentist appointment.

Tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JTToaster
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2021
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When's the best time to see the dentist?

Wait a minute I'm already here. Such a numb skull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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Best time to clean spruce, oak and pine?

Tree-dirty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frank-Dr3bin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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What's the best time of day on a clock?
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2021
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When’s the best time to use a meat skewer?

when you want to raise the steaks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumpy_junpei
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2021
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When’s the best time to pick an Apple iPhone to buy?

When the price is ripe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2022
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What is the best time to have a drink with a koala?

Koala-tea-time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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What is the best time on the clock?

6:30

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaNumDee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2022
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6:30 is the best time on a clock

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfamousJoker420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2022
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6:30 is the best time on the clock,

hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/25BicsOnMyBureau
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2022
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSteveA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2022
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

At Tooth Hurty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hidingfrom666
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2022
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what is the best time on a clock?

Hands down, 6:30.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skradizzle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2022
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6:30 is the best time of the day

HANDS DOWN

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2022
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6:30 is the best time of day…

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Step_Hiero
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2022
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6:30 is the best time on a clock

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathwaiter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2022
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What’s the best time for a dentist appointment?

Tooth hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elsieruth
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2022
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6:30 is the best time for a clock

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaiahAlager
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2021
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The best time of the day is

6:30 hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CinRed13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2022
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630 is the best time on a clock!

Hands Down!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Houser31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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6:30 is the best time of day,

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beReal78
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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6:30 is the best time on a clock.

Hands down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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When is the best time to schedule a dentist appointment?

At tooth-hurty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcnotarysd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2022
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upset-Advice-5715
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2022
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Six thirty is the best time on a clock.

Hands down

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2021
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6:30 is the best time on a clock...

hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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What's the best time to book a dentist appointment?

Tooth:hurty! (2:30)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xiontravvlr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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6:30 is the best time on the clock

Hands down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/R3VOLV3RGG
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2021
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What's the best time to visit the dentist?

2:30

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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2:30 is the best time…

…To see a dentist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woodenjars27
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2021
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6:30 truly has to be the best time of the day.

Hands down...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjdubs45
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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Whats the best time on a clock?

6:30, hands down.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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