Best Pie Puns

The owner thinks for a second and says "Well, that would definitely be a pie from either Jamaica, Dominican Republic, or Barbados, and those are $65 each." Angrily the man replies, "What!?! Those prices are outrageous!" "I know, but it isn't my fault", responds the owner, "blame it on the pie rates of the Caribbean."

Somewhere over the rainbow. It even says in the song, "Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie"...

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I'll name it the Pie-rates of the Carribean

-Not mine, my dad's I have full disclosure to use it though :)

A fork.

Yes, we arson.

last time my coworkers had to suffer through my puns this time my poor cousin got to

-I feel some jokes a brewing, we got a 60% chance of punderstorms tonight

-I was just pundering, what you think of these jokes

-The guy on the football team with the best jokes is the punter

-What do you call a comedy metal band? Puntera

-I hope you punderstand these jokes

-I hope you're not sleepun through all these

-My Favorite pie is Punpkin

-These are pretty Punbeliveable ayy?

The other night, my wife made a fantastic peach pie. It was the best one she has been ever made (she even put my initials in it with a heart around it). As she was showing off her handiwork, the pie slipped out of the pan and splattered everywhere. The wife started crying, the kids started complaining. My 23 year old nephew walks into the room and looks at the ensuing chaos. He grabs a handful of the mush, eats it, and says to my wife, "I think the pie turned out just peachy."

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