What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
In the best Dadjoke move of all time..
Stephen King actually named his son Joe.
What's the best way to climb out of ELO hell?
What kind of ant smells the best?
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
What is the best type of cheese to hide a horse in?
Which part of a hospital is the best place to play hide and seek?
A master woodworker needed transportation, so he built a motorcycle out of the best lumber in the workshop.
The best part of writing a book using only a Ouija board is getting all the credit.
Because it was written by a ghost writer
The best time of day to ingest eggs is at the crack of dawn.
I'm just going with the classic spaceheater. It's the best housewarming gift I can think of.
Who's the best friend of a french mechanic?
I thought I had found the best optometrist southwest of Alaska...
But it turned out it was an optical Aleutian.
What is the best month to drink a lot of beer?
What is always the score at the end of a “best-of-three” match?
One won one, and one won two.
What kind of geometry is the best at getting away?
What kind of tree nut is best to take out on the boat for an all day fishing trip?
A Pecan
but only if you pronounce it "pee can"
Whatkind of whine is the best dancer?
The best part of building docks?
Curse the creator of autocorrect! I asked my friend what the best shampoo to use was, and he replied “Panettone”.
That was last Tuesday, and I still haven’t got all the crumbs out of my hair.
6:30 is the best time of day...
What type of flower is the best at math?
What's the best way to check the quality of Lady Gaga's botox?
What is the best kind of music to play before Christmas?
What’s the name of the best Indian restaurant in Kansas?
What kind of sneeze is the best sneeze?
What's The Best Part Of Living In Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus!
Top Dad Jokes list, some of the best ones:
One, ein, un, bat, ekab, moja, wahed, odin, yski
One of my friends asked "what's the best way to cook an alligator?"
Why are leather workers the best kind of crafstmen?
Because they always give it their awl
Why are trains the best form of transportation?
Because they have a proven track record
What did chewy spray on his best friend after he climbed out of the trash compactor?
Not the best, but not a complete "waist" of money
Did you know the name of the prequel to the best basketball movie ever?
Patrick Roy, perhaps the best goaltender of all time, was having a family reunion.
Being a wealthy celebrity, he'd volunteered to hold the proceedings at his home. The spread was excellent and Pat's father drew him aside as things were winding down.
"I have a feeling your team is going to do great this year!"
"Why's that Dad?"
"I feel like God can't help but root for a man who's a father, a son and a goalie-host."
What starts with P and ends with ORN, and is the best part of the movie industry?
Car owner virus is the best kind of virus
The best joke I can think of is quarantine.
If you don't get it, it's because it's an inside joke.
What’s the best part of a bee?
What do you call the second best writing utencil that is the last of its kind?
The penultimate, ultimate pen.
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
Who was the best known dentist of the confederacy?
6:30 is the best time of the day.
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