What’s the best geography for laying locomotive tracks?

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Feb 07 2022
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Best Man Puns for my brothers wedding (he’s a geography teacher)
  • The groom gave me permission to riddle the best man speech with puns which was great, but im a bit worried Illinois the rest of you.
  • Firstly, I’d like to thank you all for coming to celebrate these two here at their Maryland, im sorry wedding.
  • Iowa lot to my brother because despite whatever situation or distance, he’s eager to check in and catch up. He’s always been a supportive brother and I’m happy to consider him a great friend.
  • Augusta Maine thing is Idaho-ped that he might find someone to bring out the best in him, and that is the bride without a doubt.
  • I’m Minnesota the middle of this thing and I want to to wish them all the happiness in the world. You guys always bring a smile and fill the space with joy from Florida ceiling.
  • When you look back on your pictures and videos from today in a month, Montana half, I hope you remember all the love you have for each other and carry that with you.
  • Utah have a bright future together and I hope you make the most of it. Whether you’re simply relaxing at home Washingtons of premier league games or traveling together (perhaps to any of the locations previously mentioned), I wish you all the love in the world and I’m fortunate to call you both family.
  • Alaska you before I finish is that you forgive me for any puns that didn’t land and if I missed, I’ll try not to Michigan. Enjoy the rest of your night, here’s to the bride and groom!
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👤︎ u/kjlockart
📅︎ Nov 15 2021
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Need a pun for a name with geography, world locations, etc.

Some friends and I are in a group message with all our names as geography puns, like Anna Montanta, etc. One guy, Joey, also goes by Joe needs one. We've all out our heads together but who other than Reddit to come up with the best one.

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📅︎ Mar 22 2016
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