Best Corona Puns

It was about a weak back.

I know reddit is not the best place or a good place to make friends for so many reasons, however, at this point I think I may have caved in and I would like to try making friends with other people who go to UofT which I think is safer and better to do in comparison than making friends with someone half way across the world who you will probably never meet nor see. But anyways, I'm a young man in second year and I would like to make some friends, however I do not have any friends from UofT given the corona and the pandemic. i am open to people from all campuses, and I don't mind if you are older than me either. Please tell me about yourself and if at some point you genuinely no longer wish to communicate just tell me instead of ghosting.

Thank you in advance.

So the men have some quiet time to think of the solution.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

After my father: I know

It’s about raisin awareness

You go on a head, I’ll give these two a lift.

Looking back at it now, I see why.

"I dunno... I'm just here because of autocorrect."

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Vil nok aldri se 3D i vanlige saler, så da blir det alltid IMAX for å få sett i 3D, men nå som IMAX ikke vises i 3D pga corona vurderer jeg å teste Colosseum.

Er Colosseum (gullrekka evt om det er mye bedre) en god kino? Er det god lyd, godt nok bilde (etter oppussingen deres)? Sitter man greit (nå får man jo avstand uansett pga corona da)?

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Because he has no visa

Nothing, he was gladiator.

I recently found a Smith Corona Galaxie II at a local antique flea market and couldn't pass it up. It's functional though the period key was a little sticky.

Upon getting it home and opening it up it is FILLED with gooey old lubricant, dust, animal hair, and lord knows what else.

I live 2+ hours from the nearest professional and kinda want to take the opportunity to learn how to service them myself without risking my other typewriter which holds more sentimental value.

How best should I go about cleaning this mess? Compressed air doesn't budge most of it thanks to the old oil (which is covering EVERYTHING metal on the inside) and I have mineral spirits but I'm new to this and don't want to accidentally melt something.

They usually opened for The Doors.

You get repossessed

Ich hätt nie gdacht, dass ich mal ein Suder-Post machen würd, aber diese ganzen Corona-Demos gehen ma einfach nur mehr sowas von am oarsch..

Das Beste is auch noch, das mein Vater bei jeder fucking einzelnen Demo dabei ist und jedes mal dann am Abendtisch die ganzen deppaden, die nur für diese Demos aus ihren Schwurbellöchern rauskriechen, hoch und heilig lobt und betont wie viele sich dort für unsere Freiheit einsetzen und lauter so a schaß.. Und meine Mutter ist natürlich auch im selben Boot wie er. Wirklich jedes mal könnt ich einfach nur aufstehen und in mein Zimmer alleine essen, weil so einen Dreck muss man sich doch echt nd geben.

Ich finds ja auch besonders fürsorglich von ihm, dass er grad JETZT weiterhin auf diese Covidioten-Demos geht.. JETZT wo eh Omikron total durch die ganze Stadt fegt und uns wahrscheinlich mehr als 30.000 Fälle erwarten werden.

Ich packs einfach nimma.. Ich will im April in meinem Urlaub zu meiner Long Distance Freundin in Portugal fliegen, aber falls ich wegen solchen Drecksaktionen von meinem Vater positiv werde und dann nicht zu ihr fliegen kann.. Dann kann er sich richtig was anhören! Nicht dass es sowieso irgendwas bringen wird, da es eh an schaß hilft mit solchen Leuten versuchen zu reden..

Es ist einfach nur mehr frustrierend solche Leute in der engen Familie zu haben aber najo genug gsudert. Keine Ahnung ob das überhaupt jemand liest, falls ja dann: Danke fürs zuhören du Wappla!

It means a lot to them

You can see right through them.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

No sun

A Norvegan