Bean Soup Puns

Because anymore would be too farty.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

239.

Because one more would be too farty.

1 more & it'd be 'too farty'

When I asked if he counted them all, he said if he added one more it will be “too farty”

soup pic

Anyone can roast beef.

So my dad got us pretty good in a family text conversation.

So my little brother sends us a picture of a bunch of juice he has made and put in jars in his fridge.

LB: Going on a juice diet for the next 30 days, gotta loose 50 lbs in 2017!

Dad: I cooked beans and ham soup. I'm on a expelling air diet.

Dad: I've lost 5psi in 2days!

Dad: I'm thinking about getting a methane generator and going off the grid.

Me: 🙄

Q: Why does Irish bean soup only have 239 different beans?

A: Because if it had one 1 more it would be "too faarty" (spoken with an Irish accent)

Visited my dad tonight: he seemed a little under the weather. I asked what was wrong and he said he was having digestive problems because he'd eaten "Black Bean and Andouille Sausage" soup for lunch.

"The beans I can handle, but the sausage was my andouilling."

Me: "What's for dinner?" Mom: "15 bean soup" Me: "Are you sure 15 beans is enough for soup?"

why do the Irish have a 239 bean soup?

because if they added one more bean, it'd be two-forty.

My mother and sister were in the kitchen talking about the menu of a local restaurant.

Mom: "I wonder what kind of soup I should get..."

Sister: "I heard their bean soup was pretty good..."

My father was in another part of the house and, as if he was overcome by a spidey-sense like tingling for a dadjoke opportunity, came running down the stairs into the kitchen and said:

Dad: "I don't care what it's 'been' what is it now!"

They groaned while he and I chuckled.

Because one more and it'll be too-farty

Because one more would be too-farty

Because one more bean would be too farty.

It becomes too farty.

Because one more would be too farty.

"Cause if they put anymore in it, it would be 2 farty"