There must be a ton of people buried here… look at all these bones! reddit.com/gallery/ovc30v
Please,wait.Your doctor will be here within a minute
dOnT wOrRy iM pAtIeNt (just the popular joke,not stolen)
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
It's a faux pa.
First time posting here, please be lentil.
A Higgs-Boson walks into a church, only to be stopped by a priest at the door. "I'm very sorry but we don't allow Higgs-Boson in here."
The Higgs-Boson then replies, "But without me, how will you have mass?"
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
A german tourist jumped in the freezing water to save my dog. After he climbed out, he said, “here is ze dog, dry him off and keep him warm, he vill be fine. I asked him, “are you a vet?”
He said, “vet? I’m fucking soaking”
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
I wanted my first post here to be special
Special
Saw this in r/memes, thought it should be here (might be a repost, I aint sure)
May be here may not all I know is we need zylophone
Saw this in another sub needed to be here
Nurse: Doctor I took all the lung, kidney and heart donors and alphabetised them.
Doctor: Wow, that’s very ORGAN-ized
Just found this store by chance called Ollie’s. Aside from all the great liquidation sales, the walls are a pun gold mine! I felt it be a crime not to post pictures of it on here. reddit.com/gallery/iij3ts
Can this be centaured here? I dunno, i'm just gonna gogh
Not mine. So should be here /r/Jokes/comments/j2vfxl/…
I couldn't decide where this meme should be putin, so I decided to post it here
My first one here, be kind
Me: What's worse ignorance or apathy?
Daughter: I don't know and I don't care.
A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
"It's a pleasure to be here as the keynote speaker for 'The Purple Fruit Growers Association'" said Tom
with much aplomb.
heya buds it’s good to be here
it’s good to be here to talk to people without getting a PUN-ishment
Found on r/memes. Thought it'd be appropriate to post here
Might not be the appropriate place for this, but here is a bold take
Take
Saw in r/memes, thought should be here might be a repost tho
This should be here reddit.com/r/memes/commen…
Not mine but thought it deserved that be here
I want to be frank here
But I'd have to change my name
"Dad: 'Did you know that all the people who live around here aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?'
me: 'Really? why not?' dad: 'Because they're not dead yet.'
I'm going to be dissapointed if there isn't a cafe here call Scrooby Snacks
Saw this while browsing Instagram. Felt it should be here
found this on a Sims forum and thought it might be perfect here
I was driving with my dad when we passed a cemetery. My dad goes in a low, dark, creepy voice, "I know something about this cemetery that you don’t.” And I was like what is it? He continued, "The people living in this town can’t be buried here.” I was really confused so I asked why?
He rasped, "Cuz they’re still alive!"
