Battery Pack Puns

A list of puns related to "Battery Pack"

Does anyone want a pack of dead 9v batteries?

They are free of charge

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👤︎ u/silenoz_676
📅︎ May 24 2017
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I dropped a pack of batteries when we went shopping at Home Depot

And then my dad said, "Careful son, if you break those you'll be charged with battery."

He then said, "You looked shocked!" and scampered away giggling.

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👤︎ u/togapops
📅︎ Sep 13 2016
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A real conversation with my father

Me: * removes ‘Made in China’ sticker from a battery pack *

Dad: are you married to the battery pack now?

Me: what?

Dad: you removed its ‘Made in’ name

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👤︎ u/average_white_person
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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How much does a pack of dead batteries cost?

They are free of charge

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👤︎ u/Mr_Mustache21
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
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