Batelco Puns

Good day,
As the title implies, I'm trying to look at options when using Batelco Fiber Optic with their supplied ONT/Router combo. I've already messaged their Live Chat support and had a conversation with it, where they pretty much told me no, but I thought I'd check here to see if anyone has managed to do this, or knows a better way to go about it.

Ideally I'd like to use my own routers and mesh system in my house, when I went to put the supplied Huawei Router into Bridge Mode though, I found that it wasn't available as an option. Anywhere. I could set a static IP/enable UPnP, but there'll still be performance loss. When I inquired about it, the representative wasn't exactly helpful, but I get they were just doing their job, so no hard feelings there. I also asked if I could use my own ONT in lieu of, seeing if there'd be ONT/OLT authentication errors, but I wasn't able to get a clear answer on that.

So my question here is, has anyone managed to have Batelco remove the restrictions to use their router in Bridge Mode, or successfully used their own ONT for home network use?

Hi guys, so it’s been a month since I moved to Bahrain, took me 2 weeks to get my CPR after which I applied for Batelco Home Internet. I applied on the 15th of September and these guys keep saying they don’t have a cable part. I’ve called in multiple times and they say they’ve sent emails to the “Planning department”. This is some bs, how is such a big telecom provider so damn inefficient? I called today and they said to call again in a week. I’ve been spending so much money on their shitty add on service for which you have to call to get it removed so you can add another add on. Should I try Viva and see if they’re any faster? Thanks guys.

Hi, first of all Happy EID Mubarak to everyone, i hope you are enjoying yourself.

I am planning on taking viva or batelco home internet (prepaid). Which will he better in speed wise and coverage and also value wise.

I live in Manama

Guys batelco changed their old router password "telecomadmin, admintelecom" to access the router.

anyone knows the new password?

would be a big help

I ordered batelco 3 weeks ago, and they hadn't shown up yet. It took nearly 3 months for my friends to get fiber delivered to their home by batelco. So to all those people that batelco fiber optic, how long did it take for you to get it delivered to your homes ?

How much bandwidth does batelco TV consume like generally per month? If it's included in a package does it count towards my bandwidth cap at all?

I’m posting this on my LTE right now.. batelco’s call service at (dialing 196) isn’t working. I did this because my WiFi was dead and there’s no reason that it should happen on my end. because of the way the call service is functioning, I am going to assume I’m not the only one facing difficulties right now.

Is anyone else currently dealing with problems with their home WiFi?

EDIT: ok my friends it's back on, keep scrolling :)

I live in Juffair and consider getting 20Mbps or 25Mbps fiber internet from Batelco.

Is there anyone who uses it and can share his/her experience? How is the speed? How is the customer service?

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Rank Player Name Accuracy Play Count Performance #18 batelco 88.86% 24 (lv.22) 641pp

641 pp already and managed to hit 1000 combo.

Due to the Al-Qaeda takeover in Bahrain, Angola has quietly opened negotiations with the Batelco personnel working in Luanda, offering them sanctuary, homes, and a generous salary to stay on a more permanent basis.

The government of Angola has signed an agreement with Batelco, the Bahrain national telephone company to rebuild the capital city Luanda's aging telecommunications network with fiber optic cable and a reliable 4G network.

Angola, a country with 19 million people, but only 300,000 main phone lines nevertheless has 9.5 million cell phone users. The move is the first step in an audacious plan to provide universal phone coverage to the country's interior.

"Angola has many pressing needs crucial to the well-being of our people, all of which can be addressed better with good communication and the free flow of knowledge," said President Frio.

Anyone here have any experience with the Batelco High Speed Fiber packages? I am looking to make the change from Zain to Batelco for my flat in Juffair. They have told me that it is available in my building so that sounds good but I am curious how is the installation/setup. Since I am in a tower. How can they run fiber to my flat. I assume if they say my building is supported then there must be some sort of Batelco junction box in my building then they run a shot to the flat. Still trying to understand how the installation is done. If anything can enlighten me on this please do.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!