Based On A True Story Puns

A list of puns related to "Based On A True Story"

Me and my dad went fishing and didn’t lose any gear. However we found a free net.

I guess you could say it was a net gain

Based on a true story

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👤︎ u/pancakesnarfer
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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Movie idea: Kim Jong Un-dead

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un succumbs to a botched surgery, medically confirmed dead, but then returns from the grave and continues to rule. Based on a true story. Probably.

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👤︎ u/aceofspades914
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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I accidentally killed off my herb garden twice. As I replanted it yet again I thought to myself...

"Third thyme's a charm."

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Based on a true story. Wife's eyeroll suggested this 100% belonged here.

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👤︎ u/CaptainPatent
📅︎ May 29 2020
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I went shopping in two different stores today for alcohol and, both times, was asked to remove my sunglasses.

I guess I must've looked shady.

[Based on a true story!]

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👤︎ u/wolfyfancylads
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Coworker #1: I'll have to attend the meeting remotely because I'm sick

Coworker #2: I hope our anti-virus software is up to the task so you do not infect the rest of us!

Me: He must have caught that new Intel but that's going around.

Based on a true story.

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👤︎ u/jordanbtucker
📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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Every time my Dad and I talk about a movie that is clearly fiction... (Transformers, any Zombie Movie, Avatar, Tron)

"Its based on a true story, right?"

I still laugh every time though, and use it myself sometimes.

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👤︎ u/ChrisCastig
📅︎ Sep 24 2013
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